We Don't Win
44 members as last observed, average level 27, 2 ranked wars observed.
- Members observed
- 44 directory lists 63 (27 Aug 2026)
- Average level
- 27
- Joined / left
- 3 / 18 since January 2026
- Ranked wars observed
- 2 not a complete record
Members
All 44 ›| Member | Level | Position | Status | Joined | Row observed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The_Karpe [2610437] | 100 | Leader | Traveling | about 17 Mar 2023 | observed |
| Dresta [2931268] | 87 | Assistant leaders | Okay | about 13 May 2023 | observed |
| Sirskellybones [2594872] | 75 | Assistant leaders | Okay | about 14 Mar 2024 | observed |
| Miniboo [3328864] | 53 | Goon | Hospital | about 28 Feb 2025 | observed |
| LordFarquharson [2984823] | 50 | Senior Members | Okay | about 11 Jul 2023 | observed |
| rujo74 [3108891] | 50 | Assistant leaders | Hospital | about 19 Oct 2023 | observed |
| BigT00ter [3383742] | 47 | Goon | Okay | about 25 Nov 2024 | observed |
| bobrick21 [809390] | 43 | Goon | Traveling | about 14 Nov 2025 | observed |
| BigDogMetz [2477830] | 43 | Goon | Okay | about 19 Nov 2025 | observed |
| Bruhwastaken [2551918] | 41 | Goon | Okay | about 16 Jun 2025 | observed |
Each member as last observed; rows have different ages. "Joined about" is estimated from the member's days in faction; where TornLife saw the member in another faction after that date, the observed join window is shown first.
Latest ranked wars
All 2 ›| Started | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 Oct 2025 | vs Knockout - Weight Room | Lost | 5,542 – 11,531 |
| 4 Apr 2024 | vs Knockout - Weight Room | Won | 3,394 – 991 |
Faction rankings (8)
| Rank | Board | Combined | Members counted |
|---|---|---|---|
| #356 | Spent on rehab | $11,116,895,000 | 44 |
| #365 | Rehabs | 44,596 | 44 |
| #399 | Spent on bail | $342,849,009 | 44 |
| #409 | Trips to Japan | 1,506 | 44 |
| #415tied with 1 other | People bailed | 1,018 | 44 |
| #435 | LSD taken | 642 | 44 |
| #440 | Candy used | 105,995 | 44 |
| #481 | Trips to Canada | 3,180 | 44 |
Sum of members' values as last observed; time stats in days.
Recent joins and departures
Joined
- Seanzie24 between and
- Goldsmith777 between and
- ZachZach between and
Left
- Jtf between and
- Emky between and
- Wake_Up_Neo between and
- BriskAF account no longer listed (last seen )
- Morphis0912 between and
- senre between and
- uhmhello between and
- Mr_PotatoSan between and
Each change happened between two observations of the player, so it carries a window, not a day. TornLife's history starts in January 2026. Full history
Where this comes from
Faction pages show what TornLife sees through members' public profiles, FlyMug's faction directory and the ranked wars it has records of. Member rows on this page were observed between and . Anything those sources do not show, TornLife does not have.