UcanTeneke
[10611] Level 100 Elite Trader Federal
Director at The Vanilla UnicornMarried to bvural
In a 2020 thread, 4-20 said UcanTeneke was "obviously using illegal scripts"; Memorath said UcanTeneke wrote a page-switching script without knowing it was illegal. Others praised their trading. They rank #80 of 239,742 for points sold (4,345,286 points).
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- #454 for best kill streak top 0.039% of ranked players
- #80 for points sold top 0.033% of ranked players
- Signed up (21 years ago)
- Federal as last observed · Fed history
- 124 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,772 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,853 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
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Obscure but exceptional 1
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Energy sources used
Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed · 11 days ago
“Since Jan” compares two observations: and . TornLife has nothing in between.
What the forums say
Forum activity ›What other players have posted about this player, and what they have posted themselves, attributed to whoever said it. Accusations are the accusers' claims, not TornLife's findings; replies that disputed them are shown beside them.
Accusations & disputes
Accusation In an October 2020 thread, 4-20 said UcanTeneke was "obviously using illegal scripts" and defended iribuya for setting up a buy mug as evidence.
“You mean Ucanteneke who was obviously using illegal scripts (still in fed btw) and you blame iribuya setting up a buy mug for evidence? Aren't you the first one to blame a faction for housing cheaters when their members get fedded but when they actually try to find evidence you …”
Claim FidelCashflow said iribuya messaged them to mug UcanTeneke but they mugged iribuya instead; office_kitty later said iribuya messaged top muggers to set up UcanTeneke.
“Iribuya messaged me to mug UcanTeneke, but I mugged him instead. YOU MUGGED IRIBUYA AND STOLE $145,899,286”
Reply: “Then I ended up mugging iribuya instead of Ucan. Good times.”
Defence Memorath said UcanTeneke's script switched market pages every 10 seconds and they did not know it was illegal; BobbyBG said fast replies could be legitimate.
“Hello, as you all know ucanteneke got fed temporarily for scripting. I have talked with him on the phone and learned the situation. He wrote a script that switches pages between Xanax, fhc, edvd market pages in every 10 seconds without knowing that was illegal. So he was going to …”
Reply: “Like, he responded pretty promptly whenever I messaged him when he bought my items at all hours, and with either a super smart AI, or a player response. Also I liked him. I see the timestamps, but like, it's possible for it to be done legit, and with his multiple …”
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Reputation
Praise Rake called UcanTeneke a great trader with fair prices who responds fast and gave advice unasked.
“UcanTeneke Is a great trader, he has fair prices responds fast and was willing to help me and give advice without needing to and only very polite asking on my part. Also the Price list site is very helpful so i can budget what im in for beforehand.”
Praise Shooby said UcanTeneke's auto-script bought items as soon as they were put in a bazaar: "Top tier service."
“UcanTeneke. You didn't even have to contact him, as soon as you put something in your bazaar, his auto-script would buy it for him. Top tier service.”
Contributions
Contribution UcanTeneke started a Trading Post thread saying they were always buying, and had programmed an app for up-to-date prices.
“Hello! I'm always buying plushies & flowers, along with several other items that are listed below I provide safe & mug-free trading with fair prices! [image: ucan.cf] Just set a trade to quickly sell your stuff whenever you find me online I have programmed an app for up-to-date prices, there …”
Contribution UcanTeneke posted a 2019 company recruitment thread for a logistics company, wage $16 times highest working stat, maximum $4M/day.
“All positions filled. Wage is $16 x your highest working stat, the maximum pay is $4M/day. Accepting minimum 100k manual or 200k intelligence. For those who is below 100k and do want to work in this type of company, may I see your working stats? I occasionally reward those who …”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 171 · archived: 124 · threads started (archived): 16
Threads started 5 most recent
The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.
History
Full history ›Fed history
Fedded players ›“Automated Scripting”
Fedded between January 2025 and January 2026 (after the account's last action, before TornLife saw it Federal).
Torn's public status as observed by TornLife · last seen Federal 16 Sep 2026 · confidence PARTIAL (Federal in every observation; it began before TornLife first saw the account)
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Also known as: UcanTenke
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