LazyPanda

[1158640] Level 99 Legendary Felon Federal

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · Torn public profile

LazyPanda is a level 99 player who signed up on 12 Mar 2009. Their standout stat is Times jailed: #1,217, top 0.14% of ranked players.

#1,217 for times jailed top 0.14% of ranked players
#1,662 (tied with 2 others) for job points used top 0.24% of ranked players
Signed up 12 Mar 2009 (17 years ago)
Federal as last observed · Fed history
1 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 99; #7,767 tied with 954 others top 0.34%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,399; #111,349 tied with 79 others top 4.5%
Awards: 487; #8,413 tied with 95 others top 0.73%; +14 since Jan
Networth: $9,899,630,224; #24,651 top 1.1%; +956,809,020 since Jan
Xanax taken: 4,397; #6,117 tied with 7 others top 2.3%; +17 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 355; #15,733 tied with 23 others top 13%; +37 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 2,973; #1,966 tied with 2 others top 0.79%; +49 since Jan
Attacks won: 8,349; #12,613 tied with 1 other top 1.2%; +269 since Jan
Defends won: 211; #36,242 tied with 160 others top 5.4%; +2 since Jan
Revives given: 75; #19,193 tied with 104 others top 25%; +1 since Jan
People busted: 571; #15,153 tied with 23 others top 9%; +72 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 89,021; #9,330 top 2%; +4,944 since Jan
Races won: 403; #12,358 tied with 38 others top 9.1%; +64 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,056; #27,004 tied with 23 others top 12%; +1 since Jan
Time played (days): 72.3; #14,888 top 1.1%; +1.4 since Jan

What stands out 6

#1,217

Jail

Times jailed

2,342 top 0.14%

#1,662tied with 2 others

Economy

Job points used

tied with 2 others

34,137 top 0.24%

#6,552

Combat

Best damage

11,325 top 0.46%

#7,026

Combat

Money mugged

$717,992,094 top 0.84%

#1,708tied with 18 others

Crime

Organised crimes

tied with 18 others

640 top 0.62%

#24,651

Economy

Networth

$9,899,630,224 top 1.1%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Hunting skill: 100 — #1 (tied with 3,784 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+14	473	487
Networth	+956,809,020	$8,942,821,204	$9,899,630,224
Xanax taken	+17	4,380	4,397
Energy drinks used	+37	318	355
Energy refills	+49	2,924	2,973
Attacks won	+269	8,080	8,349
Defends won	+2	209	211
Revives given	+1	74	75
People busted	+72	499	571
Criminal offenses	+4,944	84,077	89,021
Races won	+64	339	403
Times traveled	+1	1,055	1,056
Time played (days)	+1.4	70.9	72.3

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago

Xanax taken: 4,397; #6,117 tied with 7 others top 2.3%
Energy refills: 2,973; #1,966 tied with 2 others top 0.79%
Energy drinks used: 355; #15,733 tied with 23 others top 13%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 165; #24,289 tied with 144 others top 17%
Elo rating: 2,391; #7,945 tied with 29 others top 0.42%
Best damage: 11,325; #6,552 top 0.46%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

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Forum posts (Torn's count): 42 · archived: 1 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Fed history

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FEDERAL · TEMPORARYCONFIRMED

“Account held until further notice”
Torn's public status text

Fedded between March 2026 and September 2026 (after the account's last action, before TornLife saw it Federal).

Torn's public status as observed by TornLife · last seen Federal 18 Sep 2026 · confidence CONFIRMED (TornLife saw the status change)

The only reason TornLife states is Torn's own public status text. How fed records work

Company Covy Oil → none between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Status Okay → Federal between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Federal status changed between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Left The Covenant [COVY] between 18 Jan and 18 Sep

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