Gorgonzola

[1300528] Level 100 Invincible Bonds Agent

The Untouchables UNT Valued MemberDriller at Element 710Married to mrs_fruitcake

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

Gorgonzola is a level 100 player in The Untouchables who signed up on 5 Aug 2009. Their standout stat is People bailed: #6, top 0.0061% of ranked players.

#6 for people bailed top 0.0061% of ranked players
#435 for attacks won top 0.04% of ranked players
Signed up 5 Aug 2009 (17 years ago)
1,006 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,772 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,253; #123,913 tied with 81 others top 5%
Awards: 583; #1,310 tied with 50 others top 0.12%; +4 since Jan
Networth: $66,650,400,521; #2,030 top 0.087%; +2,557,500,455 since Jan
Xanax taken: 8,289; #943 top 0.36%; +414 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 790; #9,726 tied with 4 others top 7.8%; +5 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 4,083; #733 tied with 1 other top 0.3%; +229 since Jan
Attacks won: 33,147; #435 top 0.04%; +279 since Jan
Defends won: 2,034; #3,368 tied with 2 others top 0.5%; +1 since Jan
Revives given: 69; #19,868 tied with 134 others top 26%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 10,187; #547 top 0.32%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 180,633; #983 top 0.21%; +13,550 since Jan
Races won: 427; #11,605 tied with 29 others top 8.5%; +13 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,803; #13,927 tied with 14 others top 6.4%; +10 since Jan
Time played (days): 349.8; #953 top 0.067%; +3.6 since Jan

What stands out 6

Jail

People bailed

10,435 top 0.0061%

#435

Combat

Attacks won

33,147 top 0.04%

#2,030

Economy

Networth

$66,650,400,521 top 0.087%

#208

Combat

Stealthed attacks

23,410 top 0.024%

#953

Activity

Time played

349.8 top 0.067%

#92

Drugs

Vicodin taken

1,149 top 0.043%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,772 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,853 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 6

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#927tied with 46 others

Profile

Maximum life

tied with 46 others

8,400 top 0.038%

#1,268tied with 7 others

Combat

Elo rating

tied with 7 others

2,805 top 0.066%

#1,314

Combat

Attack hits

109,252 top 0.081%

#1,436

Combat

Total attack damage

122,856,953 top 0.091%

#1,300

Combat

Best damage

25,179 top 0.091%

#1,256

Combat

Critical hits

21,044 top 0.098%

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+4	579	583
Networth	+2,557,500,455	$64,092,900,066	$66,650,400,521
Xanax taken	+414	7,875	8,289
Energy drinks used	+5	785	790
Energy refills	+229	3,854	4,083
Attacks won	+279	32,868	33,147
Defends won	+1	2,033	2,034
Criminal offenses	+13,550	167,083	180,633
Races won	+13	414	427
Times traveled	+10	1,793	1,803
Time played (days)	+3.6	346.2	349.8

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 8,289; #943 top 0.36%
Energy refills: 4,083; #733 tied with 1 other top 0.3%
Energy drinks used: 790; #9,726 tied with 4 others top 7.8%
Stat enhancers used: 24; #1,075 tied with 23 others top 8.8%
Boosters used: 1,071; #1,394 tied with 2 others top 0.99%
Elo rating: 2,805; #1,268 tied with 7 others top 0.066%
Best damage: 25,179; #1,300 top 0.091%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 1,322 · archived: 1,006 · threads started (archived): 16

Threads started 5 most recent

Rank trigger Bugs & Issues · 27 Oct 2020 · 4 replies
Elimination teams display error Bugs & Issues · 9 Sep 2020 · 2 replies
Milestone posts General Discussion · 9 May 2020 · 17 replies
10,000 bails Achievements · 8 Feb 2020 · 7 replies
550 errors on hospitalisation Bugs & Issues · 22 Mar 2016 · 2 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Company company [78670] → Element 710 between 18 Jan and 18 Sep

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