Heasleys4hemp
[1468764] Level 100 Invincible Medalist Committee Official voice · officer
WarBirds Bird LeaderDirector at Untitled Goose ShopMarried to NikHeazle
Heasleys4hemp wrote several Torn userscripts, including Heasley's Egg Alert, Heasley's Egg Navigator and the ReTorn extension, and started the "The Summoning 2: M'aol Returns" thread. They were named in a 2025 Players of the Year nomination list. They rank #51 for awards (628).
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- #454 for networth top 0.019% of ranked players
- #51 (tied with 9 others) for awards top 0.0052% of ranked players
- Signed up (16 years ago)
- 2,339 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.
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Obscure but exceptional 7
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Since January 13 stats changed
| Stat | Change | January | Latest |
|---|---|---|---|
| Awards | +2 | 626 | 628 |
| Networth | +40,248,955,078 | $102,380,199,439 | $142,629,154,517 |
| Xanax taken | +575 | 8,467 | 9,042 |
| Energy drinks used | +355 | 3,188 | 3,543 |
| Energy refills | +188 | 3,008 | 3,196 |
| Attacks won | +554 | 28,687 | 29,241 |
| Defends won | +50 | 4,261 | 4,311 |
| Revives given | +264 | 294 | 558 |
| People busted | +494 | 7,556 | 8,050 |
| Criminal offenses | +13,458 | 181,482 | 194,940 |
| Races won | +117 | 727 | 844 |
| Times traveled | +36 | 1,042 | 1,078 |
| Time played (days) | +8.4 | 415.5 | 423.9 |
Energy sources used
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What the forums say
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Reputation
Claim In the 2025 "Players of the Year" thread, ScroogeMcDuck listed Heasleys4hemp among the Player of the Year 2025 nominees.
“… to learn how to vote) We’re kicking off the Torn Players of the Year Awards 2025 — a player-driven event celebrating the biggest personalities, multis … Year 2025 Emforus Heasleys4hemp MeanMike SavageGrace Weav3r Villain of the Year 2025 40oz/BankRoll Ana FidelCashflow bigjaw99 D3vl Noob of the Year 2025 Ken2025 (fedded) halfsack92 …”
Praise EarthFireMonkey drew Heasleys4hemp liquidating a giant pile of treats so the community could fight the summoned gribblies, for the "Scenes from Halloweek" thread.
“Hi, This year I wanted to capture the moment Heasleys4hemp liquidated a giant pile of treats so the community could fight the summoned gribblies. (Thanks to Heasley for letting me use his handsome visage) Done with felt tip pens on paper. WIP album Happy Halloween EFM”
Praise Aleks-ODBird thanked Heasleys4Hemp among "great friends" in the 2021 thread "In to the 1B Club"; masky thanked them as an armory donator in December 2025.
“… stats (1,793,473 actual) 8 March 2021: 100M total stats (574,544,780 actual) 8 March 2022: 1B total stats It wouldnt have been possible without great friends like MeanMike, Heasleys4Hemp, kittywarrior, Daderade, fd24, Justine, FlowerFly, -Rogue-, DedeSilver, Aaash, my band of hungry young Wolves and many others! Onwards to the next goals!”
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Contributions
Contribution On 6 April 2023 Heasleys4hemp started the thread "[Script] Heasley's Egg Alert", a script that alerts when an egg has loaded on the page.
“Hello. This script will alert you when an egg has been loaded on the page. https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/463419-heasley-s-egg-alert Direct install link: https://update.greasyfork.org/scripts/463419/Heasley%27s%20Egg%20Alert.user.js Nothing fancy, just sends you an alert. [image: cdn.discordapp.com] [image: cdn.discordapp.com] Enjoy.”
Contribution On 8 April 2023 Heasleys4hemp posted "Heasley's Egg Navigator - Visit every page on Torn", a script with a button that steps through 160+ Torn pages.
“Hello everyone. This script allows you to visit over 160+ pages that I've compiled from Torn dot com. It adds a button to your sidebar or screen that sends you to a page in Torn. The number will increase as you click through and send you to a different page. …”
Contribution On 16 September 2023 Heasleys4hemp introduced ReTorn, a Torn extension they said they had been working on off and on since 2021.
“[image: www.retorn.rocks] ReTorn: The return of a great Torn extension. - ReTorn Discord Download Links - Chrome Store - Firefox Add-Ons - Microsoft Edge Add-Ons [image: www.retorn.rocks] [image: www.retorn.rocks] Hello, I've been working on ReTorn off and on since 2021. ReTorn is the next great extension built for Torn. I …”
Contribution In October 2025 Heasleys4hemp started "The Summoning 2: M'aol Returns", announcing they would exchange 9999 treats on October 26 at 14:00 TCT.
“Hello everyone, As many of you know already, I am the next in line to Summon M'aol. After last years race between Proxima and I, he was successful in beating me to 9999 treats and was the first to spawn the beasts. This year, it is my turn. On the …”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 3,035 · archived: 2,339 · threads started (archived): 79
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Also known as: Heasley4Hemp, Heasleys4Hemp
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