-Slacker-

[18] Level 63 Supreme Punchbag

NIGHTFALL CARTEL NFC WARRIORSales Executive at OceanDrillMarried to _Capn

Observed 16 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago · Torn public profile

-Slacker- [18] is rank #1 of 2,487,932 players for account age (7,975 days), tied with 30 other players. On the forums, in a 2017 thread titled "Hide and Seek mission bug - Federal Jailed Target", they reported a mission target bug, then wrote "I'm an idiot" after misreading a reply.

Generated by TornLife from 11 sources · verified 25 Sep 2026 · model claude-sonnet-5

Written by a model from this player's ranks and from archived Torn forum posts by and about them (matched by player ID), then checked by a validator: every number must match the evidence, what other players said is attributed to them rather than stated as fact, a label such as "scammer" appears only if a cited post uses it, and it may not guess at motives or identity.

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#1,916 for times hospitalized top 0.094% of ranked players
#7,564 for networth top 0.32% of ranked players
Signed up 15 Nov 2004 (21 years ago)
3 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 16 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 63; #32,881 tied with 721 others top 1.3%; +9 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,975; #1 tied with 30 others top 0.0012%
Awards: 334; #31,462 tied with 185 others top 2.7%; +114 since Jan
Networth: $30,515,951,400; #7,564 top 0.32%; +1,425,453,318 since Jan
Xanax taken: 74; #87,309 tied with 392 others top 33%; +32 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 39; #39,383 tied with 343 others top 32%; +13 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 311; #33,678 tied with 57 others top 14%; +224 since Jan
Attacks won: 1,309; #61,449 tied with 34 others top 5.6%; +647 since Jan
Defends won: 520; #15,251 tied with 30 others top 2.3%; +67 since Jan
Revives given: 5; #50,010 tied with 2,836 others top 68%; +3 since Jan
People busted: 58; #48,361 tied with 355 others top 29%; +1 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 25,218; #37,572 top 8%; +25,218 since Jan
Races won: 151; #26,736 tied with 142 others top 20%; +80 since Jan
Times traveled: 64; #116,225 tied with 476 others top 54%; +9 since Jan
Time played (days): 6.9; #100,518 top 7.1%; +1.8 since Jan

What stands out 6

#1,916

Hospital

Times hospitalized

15,559 top 0.094%

#7,564

Economy

Networth

$30,515,951,400 top 0.32%

#1tied with 30 others

Profile

Account age

tied with 30 others

7,975 top 0.0012%

#1,831

Combat

Defends lost

13,797 top 0.092%

#6,015

Combat

Attack misses

30,872 top 0.36%

#17,059tied with 5 others

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 5 others

14,541 top 1.6%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Disposal skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 14 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+9	54	63
Awards	+114	220	334
Networth	+1,425,453,318	$29,090,498,082	$30,515,951,400
Xanax taken	+32	42	74
Energy drinks used	+13	26	39
Energy refills	+224	87	311
Attacks won	+647	662	1,309
Defends won	+67	453	520
Revives given	+3	2	5
People busted	+1	57	58
Criminal offenses	+25,218	0	25,218
Races won	+80	71	151
Times traveled	+9	55	64
Time played (days)	+1.8	5.1	6.9

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 16 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago

Xanax taken: 74; #87,309 tied with 392 others top 33%
Energy refills: 311; #33,678 tied with 57 others top 14%
Energy drinks used: 39; #39,383 tied with 343 others top 32%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 10; #77,820 tied with 2,522 others top 57%
Elo rating: 1,605; #37,842 tied with 59 others top 2%
Best damage: 4,260; #38,289 tied with 7 others top 2.7%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 16 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 7 · archived: 3 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

Hide and Seek mission bug - Federal Jailed Target Bugs & Issues · 2 Oct 2017 · 4 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Outstanding Punchbag → Supreme Punchbag between 18 Jan and 16 Sep
Company none → OceanDrill between 18 Jan and 16 Sep
Joined NIGHTFALL CARTEL [NFC] between 18 Jan and 16 Sep
Reached level 60 between 18 Jan and 16 Sep

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