Kapten_Klitoris
[1873683] Level 100 Legendary Intimidator Federal
Director at rathole
Other players accused Kapten_Klitoris of using a bug to duplicate donator packs, and several posted logs of being mugged by them. They wrote "The buymuggers guide to Torn City". Their money mugged is $23,166,400,423, rank #293 of 837,432.
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- #723 for networth top 0.031% of ranked players
- #293 for money mugged top 0.035% of ranked players
- Signed up (11 years ago)
- Federal as last observed · Fed history
- 1,812 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
ranking built · yesterday · All rankings ›
Obscure but exceptional 4
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Energy sources used
Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed · 2 days ago
“Since Jan” compares two observations: and . TornLife has nothing in between.
What the forums say
Forum activity ›What other players have posted about this player, and what they have posted themselves, attributed to whoever said it. Accusations are the accusers' claims, not TornLife's findings; replies that disputed them are shown beside them.
Accusations & disputes
Accusation In a Dec 2019 giveaway thread, sawfish said Kapten_Klitoris "was a cheat but a lot of fun too".
“Kapten_Klitoris [1873683] was a cheat but a lot of fun too.. I'd take him back over all these short multi bans”
Event log In a 2018 thread on TWR vs Champagne Killers, SaliD posted a log of SaliD mugging Kapten_Klitoris for $48,012,299 and hospitalizing them.
“FYI when i joined CK, OP stalemated to me once, then got hosped and left TWR right away. Good sportsmanship.. What a noob and his gloriuos defence :) SaliD mugged Kapten_Klitoris for $48,012,299 https://www.torn.com/loader.php?sid=attackLog&ID=25286dd1b0fffa74c64a2443dff77cd7 SaliD hospitalized Kapten_Klitoris https://www.torn.com/loader.php?sid=attackLog&ID=06a6041786f030fb9668661e23ca13d3”
Event log In a 2019 thread "I need help!", _Cynic_ posted a log of Kapten_Klitoris mugging them for $49,442, adding a remark about how desperate "buy muggers" are.
“Kapten_Klitoris mugged you and stole $49,442 If you need money just ask . I know how desperate you buy muggers are”
3 more from the forums
Accusations & disputes
Event log In an Oct 2024 "Spooky Lucky Dip" thread, bed posted a log of Kapten_Klitoris mugging them for $6,969,402.
“19:40:24 - 31/10/24 Kapten_Klitoris mugged you and stole $6,969,402 [view]”
Contributions
Contribution In a 2017 giveaway thread, Kapten_Klitoris apologised to players they had mugged and offered a giveaway.
“First of all, to everyone that i ever mugged here in TC, im very sorry and i hope you all did makeback for the loss that i might have caused you. After a while, i have realized i have walked the wrong path during my visit in Torn. I cannot …”
Contribution In 2016 Kapten_Klitoris posted "[script] Tornball", a simple bot script answering !tornball questions.
“Command = !tornball yourquestion? A simple script made just for fun, makes your bot a master of divination. If you don't want some of the "personal answers" just modify it. Got it running at #Norden if you wanna try it out on *:TEXT:!tornball*:#: { set %tornball $rand(1,26) if (%tornball == …”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 2,083 · archived: 1,812 · threads started (archived): 107
Threads started 5 most recent
The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.
History
Full history ›Fed history
Fedded players ›“Bug Abuse”
Fedded between November 2019 and January 2026 (after the account's last action, before TornLife saw it Federal).
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