JussiJernkuuk
[1874922] Level 100 Invincible Sage
Buttgrass Inc Butt JohtajaDirector at Strip Club - HiringMarried to Sabatini
Other players have called JussiJernkuuk a "Buy mugger" and a "known scammer", and posted logs of them mugging after buying from bazaars. JussiJernkuuk argued mugging is "robbing or stealing". Time played rank: #16 of 1,413,782 players.
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Written by a model from this player's ranks and from archived Torn forum posts by and about them (matched by player ID or by a distinctive name), then checked by a validator: every number must match the evidence, what other players said is attributed to them rather than stated as fact, a label such as "scammer" appears only if a cited post uses it, and it may not guess at motives or identity.
- #16 for time played top 0.0011% of ranked players
- #347 for networth top 0.015% of ranked players
- Signed up (11 years ago)
- 9,327 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.
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Obscure but exceptional 14
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Since January 12 stats changed
| Stat | Change | January | Latest |
|---|---|---|---|
| Awards | +8 | 576 | 584 |
| Networth | +30,159,231,786 | $135,489,509,729 | $165,648,741,515 |
| Xanax taken | +691 | 11,162 | 11,853 |
| Energy drinks used | +712 | 6,003 | 6,715 |
| Energy refills | +237 | 3,837 | 4,074 |
| Attacks won | +630 | 21,659 | 22,289 |
| Defends won | +114 | 3,635 | 3,749 |
| People busted | +37 | 13,068 | 13,105 |
| Criminal offenses | +22,517 | 174,887 | 197,404 |
| Races won | +59 | 3,681 | 3,740 |
| Times traveled | +8 | 2,182 | 2,190 |
| Time played (days) | +10 | 996.2 | 1,006.2 |
Energy sources used
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What the forums say
Forum activity ›What other players have posted about this player, and what they have posted themselves, attributed to whoever said it. Accusations are the accusers' claims, not TornLife's findings; replies that disputed them are shown beside them.
Accusations & disputes
Accusation In a 2019 thread on RW weapons and armor prices, Xbox wrote "Buy mugger, always self-hosp before trading" and said they used JussiJernkuuk to buy-mug.
“Buy mugger, always self-hosp before trading. Edit: Used this guy to buy-mug https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=1874922#/”
Accusation In a 2017 thread listing players, SharpMid called JussiJernkuuk "also a known scammer" and said they tried PMing SharpMid to get them off Torn.
“… to force me get off Torn.. Like how desperate can you be? Get a grip. JussiJernkuuk [1874922] - This is no other than Kapten_Klitoris [1873683]'s spouse just as irrelevant as him but he makes this list just as he made my list in another thread listed as "Idiots Hall Of …”
Event log In the "Buy Mugger List" thread, Tarzzan posted a log of JussiJernkuuk buying a Cesium-137 from their bazaar for $217,350,000, then mugging them for $16,540,347.
“- JussiJernkuuk mugged you and stole $16,540,347 [view] 2019/01/28 7:20:50 PM Check JussiJernkuuk mugged you and stole $16,540,347 [view] - JussiJernkuuk bought 1 x Cesium-137 from your bazaar for $217,350,000. 2019/01/28 7:20:45 PM”
3 more from the forums
Accusations & disputes
Accusation In a 2019 "Mugging Etiquette" thread, Cthulhu disagreed with JussiJernkuuk, saying buymugging enough will destroy your rep. JussiJernkuuk replied it is "More like robbing or stealing".
“I think mugging in general is a low thing to do, but everybody does it. Buy mugging, mugging overseas are definitely frowned upon. I don't entirely agree with JussiJernkuuk, I think buymugging enough will destroy your rep eventually (eventually, being the key word). You'll make a lot of enemies.”
Reply: “More like robbing or stealing, there's no deception involved. I don't even try to stealth my attacks, I've found that I get less hate and complaints that way. They just add me to their enemy list and 6 months later they might not even remember why they did that and …”
Reputation
Praise In a 2018 "TORN'S Best Content?" thread, JustJanet said JussiJernkuuk can turn a crap thread into something worth reading.
“… about in the forums. Bogie is a wealth of wisdom and is also hysterically funny. JussiJernkuuk can turn a crap thread into something worth reading because he is really great at finding insightful ways of responding to people even when he disagrees with them. I am having the same problem …”
Contributions
Contribution JussiJernkuuk started recruitment threads: "Buttgrass is recruiting" in 2021 for a faction, and a 2023 thread hiring for a 7* pub company.
“[image: factionimages.torn.com] WHAT WE PROVIDE - Weekly wars with fair pay - 18% gym gains on rotation - 100% Toleration (drugs) - 100% Criminality (crimes and busting) - 100% Voracity (boosters) - Max rehab cost reduction - Max travel items - Well stocked armory with RW gear REQUIREMENTS - High …”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 9,702 · archived: 9,327 · threads started (archived): 115
Threads started 5 most recent
The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.
History
Full history ›- Company company [98857] → Strip Club - Hiring
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