The_Skipper
[1876106] Level 100 Invincible Booster
JFK JFK™ War LeadDirector at SerendipityMarried to Baltas
Other players posted logs naming The_Skipper in war and hospital threads, and The_Skipper replied "whatever... I wanted munneh" to one. They also started recruitment threads for a 7* TV company. Ranks #305 of 213,526 for Vicodin taken (825) and #1,625 of 2,342,469 for networth.
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- #1 (tied with 34 others) for best activity streak top 0.0043% of ranked players
- #1,603 for networth top 0.068% of ranked players
- Signed up (11 years ago)
- 1,882 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.
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Obscure but exceptional 1
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Since January 11 stats changed
| Stat | Change | January | Latest |
|---|---|---|---|
| Awards | +4 | 548 | 552 |
| Networth | +2,158,921,704 | $73,067,294,926 | $75,226,216,630 |
| Xanax taken | +517 | 7,568 | 8,085 |
| Energy drinks used | +93 | 3,227 | 3,320 |
| Energy refills | +224 | 3,263 | 3,487 |
| Attacks won | +741 | 17,378 | 18,119 |
| Defends won | +27 | 503 | 530 |
| People busted | +3 | 2,194 | 2,197 |
| Criminal offenses | +16,333 | 138,802 | 155,135 |
| Times traveled | +37 | 2,185 | 2,222 |
| Time played (days) | +8 | 215.2 | 223.2 |
Energy sources used
Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed · 2 days ago
“Since Jan” compares two observations: and . TornLife has nothing in between.
What the forums say
Forum activity ›What other players have posted about this player, and what they have posted themselves, attributed to whoever said it. Accusations are the accusers' claims, not TornLife's findings; replies that disputed them are shown beside them.
Accusations & disputes
Event log In a 2019 thread on a Subversive Alliance assault, NaX posted a log showing The_Skipper attacking gintux, LoveFaithHope and others; XIII replied "That hit was done before the newsletter."
“Yea sure you are not hitting SA... The_Skipper attacked gintux but lost The_Skipper attacked herself (-1.58) 15:00:30 08/12/19The_Skipper attacked LoveFaithHope (-1.52) 14:29:13 08/12/19XIII hospitalized Dekloren (-1.48)”
Reply: “That hit was done before the newsletter.”
Event log In the 2022 "[RW] NSII vs JFK" thread, __-___-___-__ posted a log of The_Skipper attacking them and stalemating; The_Skipper replied "whatever... I wanted munneh".
“The_Skipper attacked you but stalemated [view] 16:12:22 22/03/22 JFK working every angle to try and crack this rock solid NS2 defense.”
Reply: “whatever... I wanted munneh”
Event log In a 2016 "Dog tags" thread, Beerstein posted a log reading "YOU HOSPITALIZED THE_SKIPPER!"; The_Skipper replied "Whatever Floats your Battleship."
“YOU HOSPITALIZED THE_SKIPPER! and that's for trying to waste more of my energy...oh wait...crap.”
Reply: “Whatever Floats your Battleship.”
4 more from the forums
Reputation
Claim In a 2023 pets thread, Varides called Paul and The_Skipper "idiots" who were running their mouths off in the forums.
“… a classy response. PMV was 100% correct when they said they were embarrassed to see the response of some of their players. Hemi's meme's are at least lively and good natured but when you got idiots like Paul and The_Skipper running their mouth off in the forums, you got issues.”
Praise In a 2020 "In the Beginning" thread, Steel_Rain said The_Skipper took them under their wing and fronted them cash to buy armor.
“… my first day was a bit rough, I almost quit but, came in contact with The_Skipper who took me under his wing. I told him my story about the DP's and he fronted me some cash to buy good armor. I'm pretty sure the faction he invited me to was …”
Claim In the 2022 Monarch vs JFK thread, RefleX_ posted that they were sent $10,000,000 from The_Skipper with the message "two minutes short."
“You were sent $10,000,000 from The_Skipper with the message: two minutes short. sigh Nice fight to both teams! Like the way JFK put up the fight even though the result was pre decided. Eagerly waiting for JFK vs CR”
Contributions
Contribution The_Skipper started 2018 and 2019 Company Recruitment threads for a 7* TV company, offering pay based on the applicant's stats.
“Pay commensurate with your stats. E.G. 2.5M total work stats = min 2.5M pay or more depending on distribution.”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 2,111 · archived: 1,882 · threads started (archived): 124
Threads started 5 most recent
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History
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Related stories
All stories ›- Dog Tag Competition thread: "Is it fair?" draws staff replies and a 47-tag offer
In September 2015 a General Discussion thread asked whether the Dog Tag competition was fair. An officer defended it, and developer Chedburn offered to remove an unnamed poster and their 47 tags, an offer Leafeh later described.
Sep 2015
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