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Star Wars Day Competition · · 23 likes

Good morning on this special day my geeky brethren!

Today I have decided to celebrate in style (or as in style as a cash-poor Torn person gets)...

Show me your best Star Wars related clothes and ye shall be rewarded!


$50,000,000 for the picture within the rules that has most likes
$25,000,000 for the picture within the rules that is second most liked
$10,000,000 for the picture within the rules that is third most liked

The rules: Post a NEW* photo of yourself in your Star Wars gear by the end of (Revenge Of) The Fifth - that's midnight TC time tomorrow. One entry per person (multiple views allowed in the same post of the same outfit if needed).


*I will be reverse searching so be warned

I'll go first with my cheeky tee lol

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Simple as that! Have at it and May The Fourth Be With You!

Torn Christmas Tornament · · 66 likes

I decided to try and make some of the christmassy items in my display case.

Pretty chuffed with myself I must admit since I am not an original artist in any way shape or form [see my drawing of duke for evidence] but I can copy well lol


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I thought I had better choose three ornaments in case I had broken a rule although it was technically just one entry.

So here are my favourite lockdown ornaments smiley

1. Christmas Angel. Made with glitter, card and leftover 5D "diamonds" which I used to replicate the texture shown in the original. This is absolutely my favourite one.
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2. Cinnamon Ornament. Made with glitter, card, leftover 5D "diamonds", string and a chopped up wooden skewer. I cut out each little green leaf by hand because I have no life.
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3. Spring of Holly. Once again glitter and card. I did use a tiny amount of the 5D "diamonds" under the glitter on the berries to give it more volume.
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I should also point out for the environmentally conscious that it is eco glitter.

So I guess that's the three entries if the group entry doesn't count lol. All eventualities covered haha.

Merry Christmas Torn and Happy New Year!

Why there are only a few girl in torn · · 45 likes


Don't upload multiple pictures of yourself in a bikini any more and you won't have problems. I never have.
Although to be fair if anyone saw me in a bikini they'd be ringing the coastguard to get me towed out to sea again so there's that.



But yeah basically it's a lot easier to deal with being called a fake female lol




Graphics Sizes · · 26 likes


Profile pic 200x275

Forum banner 150×500

Faction Image 100×400


FML and Merry Christmas · · 98 likes

Let me start by saying ...

Holy crip I'm a crapple!!

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This I why most of the shit I do for competitions
a) takes so long to do and
b) still looks a bit crap no matter how long it takes.

My right hand is completely fused (of course I am right-handed lol) and my left is just a mess of failed joints that needs more surgery.

Does that stop me entering competitions in Torn? Hell no!

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Give an idiot enough drugs and a sharp implement and she'll always have a bash.

Why am I telling you this?

To explain why three months ago I started making my Christmas ornament for the "Tornament" competition in the community forum. A decoration I literally just finished a couple of days ago so it was done in time for my surgical admission (abdo surgery) on Monday.

Eagerly I waited for the community events to begin. Today they went up.

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So here for your consumption is the damn Torn themed Christmas decoration I made

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and a Merry bleeping Christmas to you all

Recent archived posts

Delete · · 2 likes

Best thing you can do is ask for your thread to be deleted. It's a quick way to attract more morons and bounties.
Keep your head down, ride it out.

All crimes in 2.0 (so far) maxed! · · 1 like

Hate to put a dampner on your party but the crimes probably aren't maxed, just the skills.
Check out your medal progress.

That said... congratulations! I'm still slogging my way to 10,000 Graffiti lol so you're way ahead of me.

Crimes 2 Complaints Thread · · 12 likes

Rushed?
We've been playing 6000+ days
STFU

Crimes 2 Complaints Thread · · 15 likes

Upon migration, your merits will be reduced by 7.

Punished for completing Crimes 1.0 :(

Seems harsh. We worked bloody hard for them and deserve them. Merits should just have stayed where they were for everyone and everyone start the new crimes on 0

URT Steward Callout · · 9 likes

Reasonably unreliable stewarding services always available for you, Sir.

As far as I know at the present time I am free every day and in Torn roughly 8am to 8pm TCT daily

Very happy to run a group again too :)

Very important decision · · 1 like

Numero trois absolutment

It is ... 'ow you say ... *chefs kiss*

UPD 11: Speedway 900 - Prizemoney + breakdown · · 2 likes

I am here, ready and willing to perform in an average fashion once more.

And I'd like to know what you meant in your mail when you said "one of" your favourite stewards.

Hmph

Upd 7: WKTWinter2023 - Champions Known! · · 8 likes

Congratulations to Sergii, UvealHades and Darrellia.


But also huge thanks to all of you for joining in so enthusiastically. I hope this is the first of many competitions we see you in and look forward to randomly getting beaten by you in the future lol

Upd 7: WKTWinter2023 - Champions Known! · · 3 likes

Good luck to my Newbie gang in the knockouts!

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Upd 7: WKTWinter2023 - Champions Known! · · 6 likes

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It helps when you have enthusiastic racers that are an absolute pleasure to be around.

Best of luck to you and all those in the knock outs :)

Upd 7: WKTWinter2023 - Champions Known! · · 1 like

Newbie groups W through to AC you should all have received your race-off information now if you are in one.

Upd 7: WKTWinter2023 - Champions Known! · · 8 likes

Racing's number one steward at your service wink

Upd 7: WKTWinter2023 - Champions Known! · · 3 likes

There is one more race to go yet! Scroll to the right on Challonge!

Are you a producer or a parasite in your faction!? · · 5 likes

Yay IA is completely average!

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Just how we like it laughing

Hookers n Blow 12,000,000 respect oc2 ·

there's no room for your sort tongue

Upd 7: WKTWinter2023 - Champions Known! · · 8 likes

In other news I wanna give a shout out to my noob racers who are putting on a stunning show

Firstly to these guys who raced their little hearts out against each other in round three:

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(Not content with that Ezekiel220 when and broke his PB again yesterday in race 5, as did BobbBG)

Secondly to these guys who have had the closest race I've seen this competition. Just 0.18 seconds between them in their round 5 match:

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Keep up the good work my little racing nubblets! <3

Donkey Sanctuary Update Archive · · 2 likes

Your latest news from the Torn City Donkey Sanctuary.
Alan, the Donkey, has discovered a new noise. By pressing his tongue against the gap in his teeth and exhaling loudly, Alan is able to accurately mimic the sound of a high-pitched car alarm. Our intern's video of Alan has over ten million views on TikTok.

Upd 7: WKTWinter2023 - Champions Known! ·

Can he make it three moral victories in a row!?


We wait to see...

Recruit Status Update · · 2 likes

Seems reasonable.
Gotta be able to do something while you're twiddling your thumbs not attacking anyone and the faction itself makes no gain from it.

R+ (and not just because I was ordered to come and comment either)

Donkey Sanctuary Update Archive · · 7 likes

Gross update this morning lol

Update at the Donkey Sanctuary!
T.C. Donkey Sanctuary would like to apologize to any customers who purchased stocks of "Alan's Milk" earlier this year. This product has now been recalled after it was discovered that Alan, the Donkey, was not lactating spontaneously, and was actually suffering from a serious skin infection causing his nipples to ooze. Those affected by this mistake are entitled to a 50% discount at the Sanctuary gift shop.