CoptainCacknose

[2179382] Level 69 Heroic Trader

HitchHikers HiHk Valued MemberDirector at Long Dong SilversMarried to IKUUUUUU

Observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 4 weeks old · Torn public profile

CoptainCacknose is a level 69 player in HitchHikers who signed up on 20 Oct 2018. Their standout stat is Items bought: #1,207, top 0.23% of ranked players.

#1,207 for items bought top 0.23% of ranked players
#16,554 for networth top 0.71% of ranked players
Signed up 20 Oct 2018 (7 years ago)
63 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 4 weeks old · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 69; #27,793 tied with 1,455 others top 1.2%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 2,866; #749,466 tied with 317 others top 30%
Awards: 387; #22,156 tied with 180 others top 1.9%; +12 since Jan
Networth: $15,827,512,516; #16,554 top 0.71%; +2,311,368,754 since Jan
Xanax taken: 1,154; #28,673 tied with 9 others top 11%; +56 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 53; #35,384 tied with 256 others top 29%; +9 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 288; #35,139 tied with 69 others top 14%; +25 since Jan
Attacks won: 3,583; #31,584 tied with 8 others top 2.9%; +232 since Jan
Defends won: 96; #73,108 tied with 662 others top 11%; +1 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 1; #138,373 tied with 30,280 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 50,433; #21,618 tied with 1 other top 4.6%; +5,443 since Jan
Races won: 43; #60,031 tied with 679 others top 45%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,268; #21,975 tied with 18 others top 10%; +46 since Jan
Time played (days): 55.8; #19,844 top 1.4%; +1.4 since Jan

What stands out 6

#1,207

Economy

Items bought

169,347 top 0.23%

#16,554

Economy

Networth

$15,827,512,516 top 0.71%

#19,844

Activity

Time played

55.8 top 1.4%

#23,421tied with 2 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 2 others

6,098 top 1.6%

#6,168

Hospital

Medical items used

15,311 top 1.2%

#31,584tied with 8 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 8 others

3,583 top 2.9%

Maxed: Graffiti skill, Burglary skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 10 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+12	375	387
Networth	+2,311,368,754	$13,516,143,762	$15,827,512,516
Xanax taken	+56	1,098	1,154
Energy drinks used	+9	44	53
Energy refills	+25	263	288
Attacks won	+232	3,351	3,583
Defends won	+1	95	96
Criminal offenses	+5,443	44,990	50,433
Times traveled	+46	1,222	1,268
Time played (days)	+1.4	54.4	55.8

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 4 weeks old

Xanax taken: 1,154; #28,673 tied with 9 others top 11%
Energy refills: 288; #35,139 tied with 69 others top 14%
Energy drinks used: 53; #35,384 tied with 256 others top 29%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 351; #10,012 tied with 49 others top 7.1%
Elo rating: 1,975; #21,047 tied with 37 others top 1.1%
Best damage: 6,098; #23,421 tied with 2 others top 1.6%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 22 Jan 2026 and 26 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 225 · archived: 63 · threads started (archived): 12

Threads started 5 most recent

7* AN recruiting Company Recruitment · 1 May 2023 · 1 reply
8* AN hiring Company Recruitment · 4 Apr 2023 · 2 replies
1* AN Hiring Company Recruitment · 30 Mar 2023 · 0 replies
AN store hiring Company Recruitment · 12 Mar 2023 · 4 replies
New AN hiring Company Recruitment · 9 Feb 2023 · 6 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Champion Trader → Heroic Trader between 22 Jan and 26 Aug
Faction position Operative → Valued Member between 22 Jan and 26 Aug

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