LazyLonghorn

[2210788] Level 89 Legendary Healer

League of Corinth Knights LoCK Templar Co-lead BrovineDirector at Happy Fun Time Farm PalsMarried to Cleansing-Flame

Observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 4 weeks old · Torn public profile

LazyLonghorn is a level 89 player in League of Corinth Knights who signed up on 20 Dec 2018. Their standout stat is Best damage: #6,584, top 0.46% of ranked players.

#6,584 for best damage top 0.46% of ranked players
#21,373 for networth top 0.91% of ranked players
Signed up 20 Dec 2018 (7 years ago)
36 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 4 weeks old · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

All stats ›

Level: 89; #14,529 tied with 846 others top 0.6%; +17 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 2,806; #779,665 tied with 684 others top 31%
Awards: 508; #6,472 tied with 101 others top 0.56%; +56 since Jan
Networth: $11,818,829,506; #21,373 top 0.91%; −505,363,202 since Jan
Xanax taken: 1,785; #20,714 tied with 12 others top 7.9%; +553 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 1,249; #7,021 tied with 3 others top 5.6%; +430 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 713; #19,235 tied with 20 others top 7.8%; +205 since Jan
Attacks won: 4,745; #24,471 tied with 12 others top 2.2%; +2,148 since Jan
Defends won: 98; #71,828 tied with 620 others top 11%; +43 since Jan
Revives given: 2,494; #1,430 top 1.8%; +3 since Jan
People busted: 218; #27,023 tied with 42 others top 16%; +206 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 66,759; #15,156 top 3.2%; +14,961 since Jan
Races won: 416; #11,940 tied with 25 others top 8.8%; +175 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,305; #21,218 tied with 14 others top 9.8%; +90 since Jan
Time played (days): 57.7; #19,126 top 1.4%; +24.2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#6,584

Combat

Best damage

11,295 top 0.46%

#21,373

Economy

Networth

$11,818,829,506 top 0.91%

#6,472tied with 101 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 101 others

508 top 0.56%

#14,748

Combat

Largest mug

$20,997,284 top 1.8%

#19,126

Activity

Time played

57.7 top 1.4%

#6,348

Economy

Items bought

33,942 top 1.2%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Revive skill: 100 — #1 (tied with 2,507 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Ketamine taken: 77 — #83 (tied with 4 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 3

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#1,687tied with 2 others

Profile

Maximum life

tied with 2 others

8,173 top 0.066%

#1tied with 2,507 others

Hospital

Revive skill

tied with 2,507 others

100 top 0.099%

#83tied with 4 others

Drugs

Ketamine taken

tied with 4 others

77 top 0.19%

Since January 14 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+17	72	89
Awards	+56	452	508
Networth	−505,363,202	$12,324,192,708	$11,818,829,506
Xanax taken	+553	1,232	1,785
Energy drinks used	+430	819	1,249
Energy refills	+205	508	713
Attacks won	+2,148	2,597	4,745
Defends won	+43	55	98
Revives given	+3	2,491	2,494
People busted	+206	12	218
Criminal offenses	+14,961	51,798	66,759
Races won	+175	241	416
Times traveled	+90	1,215	1,305
Time played (days)	+24.2	33.5	57.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 4 weeks old

Xanax taken: 1,785; #20,714 tied with 12 others top 7.9%
Energy refills: 713; #19,235 tied with 20 others top 7.8%
Energy drinks used: 1,249; #7,021 tied with 3 others top 5.6%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 172; #23,407 tied with 113 others top 17%
Elo rating: 2,459; #6,393 tied with 23 others top 0.33%
Best damage: 11,295; #6,584 top 0.46%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 23 Jan 2026 and 26 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 52 · archived: 36 · threads started (archived): 11

Threads started 5 most recent

--- Company Recruitment · 15 Apr · 7 replies
- Company Recruitment · 17 Feb · 0 replies
Grave Company Recruitment · 9 Feb · 0 replies
Grave Company Recruitment · 7 Feb · 0 replies
Grave Company Discussion · 3 Feb · 0 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Spouse changed between 23 Jan and 26 Aug
Company JennieO's → Happy Fun Time Farm Pals between 23 Jan and 26 Aug
Faction position Templar Brovine → Templar Co-lead Brovine between 23 Jan and 26 Aug
Reached level 80 between 23 Jan and 26 Aug
Reached level 75 between 23 Jan and 26 Aug

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