CertaCito
[239] Level 100 Invincible Jobsworth
39th Street Killers 39th Apex KillerTechnician at Picture Me Rollin'Married to FlexOffense
In a 2016 thread, Mat-Senpai said CertaCito was selling a staff item in the auction house and that admins knew of it. In 2025 the player ran a "Cash for Trash" prize thread, and Similikiti posted a log of a Donator Pack sent as first prize. TornLife ranks them #127 for illicit services offenses.
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- #1,718 for networth top 0.073% of ranked players
- #363 for items dumped top 0.069% of ranked players
- Signed up (21 years ago)
- 265 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.
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Obscure but exceptional 1
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Since January 12 stats changed
| Stat | Change | January | Latest |
|---|---|---|---|
| Awards | +1 | 556 | 557 |
| Networth | +12,336,614,148 | $59,984,013,464 | $72,320,627,612 |
| Xanax taken | +491 | 7,129 | 7,620 |
| Energy drinks used | +365 | 1,931 | 2,296 |
| Energy refills | +212 | 2,544 | 2,756 |
| Attacks won | +713 | 11,767 | 12,480 |
| Defends won | +37 | 1,202 | 1,239 |
| People busted | +625 | 3,254 | 3,879 |
| Criminal offenses | +14,073 | 180,101 | 194,174 |
| Races won | +125 | 722 | 847 |
| Times traveled | +26 | 1,070 | 1,096 |
| Time played (days) | +6.9 | 255.5 | 262.4 |
Energy sources used
Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed · 10 days ago
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What the forums say
Forum activity ›What other players have posted about this player, and what they have posted themselves, attributed to whoever said it. Accusations are the accusers' claims, not TornLife's findings; replies that disputed them are shown beside them.
Accusations & disputes
Accusation In a 2016 thread "Tin foil hat", Mat-Senpai said CertaCito was selling their staff item in the auction house and had sold staff items before, and that admins were aware of it.
“https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=239 This player is selling their staff item in the auction house right now, they've sold their staff items in the past and from my player report admins are fully aware of it. Despite that the auctions continue, the player remains out of fed and their staff items remain in …”
Reputation
Praise In a 2025 "Cash for Trash + Prizes" thread, Similikiti posted a log of CertaCito sending a Donator Pack with the message "First prize in Cash for Trash. Congrats."
“21:16:45 - 05/11/25 CertaCito sent a Donator Pack to you with the message: First prize in Cash for Trash. Congrats. https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16511047&b=0&a=0 Woo hee, thanks!”
Praise In a 2018 thread, Duke named CertaCito the WINNER of a St Patrick's Day regrets story contest.
“… ass stories bout threesomes or makin out with dogs as somethin you regret. WINNER - Certacito I mean damn if yous aint winnin for bein a wheelchair guy then what else you gotta do? Only one problem with your story though kid. I aint believe you got an amazing daughter. …”
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Contributions
Contribution In 2017 CertaCito started a Company Recruitment thread for Elite Action Security, offering free rotational trains and a $5m bonus after 30 days.
“Elite Action Security Is Hiring Now Free Rotational Trains $5m Bonus after 30 days Weekly Giveaways Bonuses When Levelling 1 star : Off the grid : 48 hour bounty protection for 20 job points (Self only) 3 star : Tactical breach : +50% flash grenade intensity 5 star : Open …”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 334 · archived: 265 · threads started (archived): 27
Threads started 5 most recent
The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.
History
Full history ›- Company Cheers After Dark → Picture Me Rollin'
- Faction position Killer → Apex Killer
Also known as: CERTACITO
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