CptObvious

[2392381] Level 100 Elite Jobsworth

Mechanized Midgets MM LeaderDirector at Mech. Midget Mafia *HIRE*Married to Chygoda

Observed 29 Aug 2026 · 28 days ago · Torn public profile

CptObvious is a level 100 player in Mechanized Midgets who signed up on 27 Sep 2019. Their standout stat is Attacks won: #824, top 0.075% of ranked players.

#824 for attacks won top 0.075% of ranked players
#789 for best damage top 0.055% of ranked players
Signed up 27 Sep 2019 (7 years ago)
562 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 29 Aug 2026 · 28 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,765 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 2,528; #958,394 tied with 614 others top 39%
Awards: 566; #2,200 tied with 50 others top 0.19%; +21 since Jan
Networth: $27,526,599,013; #8,744 top 0.37%; +1,202,292,937 since Jan
Xanax taken: 4,703; #5,260 tied with 2 others top 2%; +566 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 588; #11,803 tied with 9 others top 9.5%; +40 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 1,761; #6,406 tied with 9 others top 2.6%; +162 since Jan
Attacks won: 27,321; #824 top 0.075%; +2,402 since Jan
Defends won: 552; #14,377 tied with 25 others top 2.1%; +402 since Jan
Revives given: 2,254; #1,774 tied with 1 other top 2.3%; +4 since Jan
People busted: 1,044; #9,947 tied with 6 others top 5.9%; +365 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 137,585; #2,936 top 0.63%; +16,945 since Jan
Races won: 388; #12,841 tied with 47 others top 9.5%; +256 since Jan
Times traveled: 7,508; #695 top 0.32%; +59 since Jan
Time played (days): 164.7; #4,640 top 0.33%; +24.1 since Jan

What stands out 6

#824

Combat

Attacks won

27,321 top 0.075%

#789

Combat

Best damage

29,464 top 0.055%

#8,744

Economy

Networth

$27,526,599,013 top 0.37%

#1,431

Missions

Mission credits earned

79,955 top 0.14%

#1,198tied with 73 others

Activity

Best activity streak

tied with 73 others

2,187 top 0.15%

#522

Economy

Trains received

3,782 top 0.16%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Revive skill: 100 — #1 (tied with 2,507 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 2

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#899

Combat

Attack hits

126,848 top 0.055%

#1tied with 2,507 others

Hospital

Revive skill

tied with 2,507 others

100 top 0.099%

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+21	545	566
Networth	+1,202,292,937	$26,324,306,076	$27,526,599,013
Xanax taken	+566	4,137	4,703
Energy drinks used	+40	548	588
Energy refills	+162	1,599	1,761
Attacks won	+2,402	24,919	27,321
Defends won	+402	150	552
Revives given	+4	2,250	2,254
People busted	+365	679	1,044
Criminal offenses	+16,945	120,640	137,585
Races won	+256	132	388
Times traveled	+59	7,449	7,508
Time played (days)	+24.1	140.6	164.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 29 Aug 2026 · 28 days ago

Xanax taken: 4,703; #5,260 tied with 2 others top 2%
Energy refills: 1,761; #6,406 tied with 9 others top 2.6%
Energy drinks used: 588; #11,803 tied with 9 others top 9.5%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 481; #6,082 tied with 21 others top 4.3%
Elo rating: 2,510; #5,335 tied with 15 others top 0.28%
Best damage: 29,464; #789 top 0.055%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 24 Jan 2026 and 29 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 602 · archived: 562 · threads started (archived): 42

Threads started 5 most recent

Selling 9* PSF 5b Company Discussion · 24 Sep · 7 replies
Mechanized Midgets is Recruiting | 800k R+ | OC 2.0 | Gold II | Chill Faction Recruitment · 7 Sep · 22 replies
9* Private Security Firm looking for Employee(s) Company Recruitment · 16 Aug · 13 replies
Blindside + Powerful Ithaca Trading Post · 12 Apr · 15 replies
Looking to Upgrade my Weapons (Warlord and Motivate) Trading Post · 14 Mar · 0 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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