GoldenGuard
[262] Level 100 Invincible Tank
Catalysis CR Combustible LemonStripper at Hiring high statMarried to MiniGG
BurstBoy posted a log of GoldenGuard buying a BT MP9 from their bazaar for $708,420,069, then being mugged by others. KOBK vouched for GoldenGuard's $1 rent housing. GoldenGuard has won 16,964 attacks (rank #3,465 of 1,092,720).
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- #1,759 for networth top 0.075% of ranked players
- #175 for job points used top 0.025% of ranked players
- Signed up (21 years ago)
- 297 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Easter eggs found: 44 — #5 (tied with 270 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.
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Obscure but exceptional 2
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Since January 11 stats changed
| Stat | Change | January | Latest |
|---|---|---|---|
| Awards | +4 | 556 | 560 |
| Networth | +6,770,867,188 | $64,698,405,833 | $71,469,273,021 |
| Xanax taken | +587 | 7,611 | 8,198 |
| Energy drinks used | +40 | 2,269 | 2,309 |
| Energy refills | +188 | 2,880 | 3,068 |
| Attacks won | +618 | 16,346 | 16,964 |
| Defends won | +44 | 846 | 890 |
| People busted | +3 | 1,475 | 1,478 |
| Criminal offenses | +7,068 | 150,391 | 157,459 |
| Times traveled | +34 | 950 | 984 |
| Time played (days) | +4.3 | 164.5 | 168.8 |
Energy sources used
Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed · 10 days ago
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What the forums say
Forum activity ›What other players have posted about this player, and what they have posted themselves, attributed to whoever said it. Accusations are the accusers' claims, not TornLife's findings; replies that disputed them are shown beside them.
Accusations & disputes
Event log In a 2024 thread "Royal Riot Set 600m", BurstBoy posted a log of GoldenGuard buying a BT MP9 from their bazaar for $708,420,069, followed by Uncensored and Wenno mugging BurstBoy.
“Bb, great buy mug prices! 11:55:13 - 08/06/24 GoldenGuard bought 1 x BT MP9 from your bazaar for $708,420,069. 11:55:31 - 08/06/24 Uncensored and Wenno mugged you and stole $61,468,331 [view]”
Reputation
Praise In a 2024 housing thread, KOBK said they could vouch for GoldenGuard, having lived rent free ($1) in their PIs for a long time.
“I can vouch for GoldenGuard, I lived rent free ($1) in his PI's for a long time when I was a mere noob lol. Glad to see someone else doing this for newer players! R++++++++”
Praise In a 2023 faction thread, Hamr thanked GoldenGuard, among others, for donating boosters and xanaxes during the chain.
“… I wasn't around to see, for watching the chain practically every waking hour. > Shady69, GoldenGuard, Xeilin, Jynx, Del, bArF_cAtChEr for donating boosters and xanaxes so the rest of us can binge them. > And a special thanks to Chedburn for always spiking our faction xanax, causing some of us …”
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Contributions
Contribution GoldenGuard started ranked war announcement threads, including Catalysis vs The Next Level (Jan 2024) and Catalysis vs Wolf Pack (Apr 2024).
“The ranked war between Catalysis and The Next Level will begin in 104 hours at 20:00:00 - 03/02/24 I wish these worthy foes good luck! The Next Level members when they got matched up with us [image: i.imgur.com]”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 895 · archived: 297 · threads started (archived): 23
Threads started 5 most recent
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History
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