MJ_Cookie

[271665] Level 100 Invincible Thief

Cookieland Cook LeaderMarried to themainman

Observed 17 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago · Torn public profile

MJ_Cookie is a level 100 player in Cookieland who signed up on 1 Apr 2006. Their standout stat is Largest mug: #2, top 0.00025% of ranked players.

#2 for largest mug top 0.00025% of ranked players
#73 for money mugged top 0.0087% of ranked players
Signed up 1 Apr 2006 (20 years ago)
1,691 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 17 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

All stats ›

Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,765 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,473; #20,811 tied with 47 others top 0.84%
Awards: 610; #378 tied with 19 others top 0.034%; 0 since Jan
Networth: $78,160,779; #166,409 top 7.1%; −146,368,630,179 since Jan
Xanax taken: 7,788; #1,183 tied with 2 others top 0.45%; +185 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 5,833; #1,320 top 1.1%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 2,396; #3,264 tied with 6 others top 1.3%; +11 since Jan
Attacks won: 38,329; #258 top 0.024%; +332 since Jan
Defends won: 2,709; #2,391 top 0.35%; +35 since Jan
Revives given: 3,206; #886 top 1.1%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 5,496; #1,747 tied with 1 other top 1%; +27 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 164,278; #1,497 top 0.32%; +3,035 since Jan
Races won: 501; #9,553 tied with 25 others top 7%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,035; #27,583 tied with 29 others top 13%; +23 since Jan
Time played (days): 602; #181 top 0.013%; +2.7 since Jan

What stands out 6

Combat

Largest mug

$64,287,245,388 top 0.00025%

#73

Combat

Money mugged

$71,657,724,150 top 0.0087%

#181

Activity

Time played

602 top 0.013%

#187

Missions

Mission credits earned

140,680 top 0.018%

#378tied with 19 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 19 others

610 top 0.034%

#185

Missions

Contracts completed

3,038 top 0.056%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Revive skill: 100 — #1 (tied with 2,507 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 12

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#83

Combat

Best damage

45,973 top 0.0058%

#93

Combat

Total attack damage

416,956,582 top 0.0059%

#112

Combat

Attack hits

241,745 top 0.0069%

#90

Combat

Critical hits

51,357 top 0.0071%

#200

Combat

Rounds fired

1,295,325 top 0.022%

#603

Combat

Attack misses

93,232 top 0.036%

#94

Combat

Attacks drawn

2,068 top 0.038%

#1,262tied with 5 others

Combat

Elo rating

tied with 5 others

2,804 top 0.066%

#154

Combat

Attacks assisted

3,130 top 0.071%

#1tied with 2,507 others

Hospital

Revive skill

tied with 2,507 others

100 top 0.099%

#78

Combat

Special ammo used

165,963 top 0.11%

#91

Combat

Piercing ammo used

42,291 top 0.22%

Since January 9 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Networth	−146,368,630,179	$146,446,790,958	$78,160,779
Xanax taken	+185	7,603	7,788
Energy refills	+11	2,385	2,396
Attacks won	+332	37,997	38,329
Defends won	+35	2,674	2,709
People busted	+27	5,469	5,496
Criminal offenses	+3,035	161,243	164,278
Times traveled	+23	1,012	1,035
Time played (days)	+2.7	599.3	602

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 17 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago

Xanax taken: 7,788; #1,183 tied with 2 others top 0.45%
Energy refills: 2,396; #3,264 tied with 6 others top 1.3%
Energy drinks used: 5,833; #1,320 top 1.1%
Stat enhancers used: 334; #176 top 1.4%
Boosters used: 2,838; #149 top 0.11%
Elo rating: 2,804; #1,262 tied with 5 others top 0.066%
Best damage: 45,973; #83 top 0.0058%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 17 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 1,949 · archived: 1,691 · threads started (archived): 212

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The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Company company [102737] → none between 18 Jan and 17 Sep
Joined Cookieland [Cook] (from Chromatic [CR]) between 18 Jan and 17 Sep
Left Chromatic [CR] (moved to Cookieland [Cook]) between 18 Jan and 17 Sep

Also known as: MJ_cookie, recall

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