Anhedonic

[2781686] Level 80 Heroic Samaritan

Seraphim Phalanx PHLX Phalanx GuardDirector at Ram Mitte InnMarried to AFFRAY

Observed 5 Sep 2026 · 21 days ago · Torn public profile

Anhedonic is a level 80 player in Seraphim Phalanx who signed up on 24 May 2022. Their standout stat is Networth: #15,295, top 0.65% of ranked players.

#15,295 for networth top 0.65% of ranked players
#3,005 for rounds fired top 0.32% of ranked players
Signed up 24 May 2022 (4 years ago)
112 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 5 Sep 2026 · 21 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 80; #19,831 tied with 1,136 others top 0.82%; +2 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,565; #1,340,003 tied with 425 others top 54%
Awards: 476; #9,576 tied with 95 others top 0.83%; +12 since Jan
Networth: $17,144,252,872; #15,295 top 0.65%; +1,058,064,369 since Jan
Xanax taken: 496; #42,706 tied with 34 others top 16%; +25 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 520; #12,861 tied with 10 others top 10%; +162 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 483; #25,752 tied with 38 others top 10%; +53 since Jan
Attacks won: 5,698; #20,231 tied with 6 others top 1.9%; +345 since Jan
Defends won: 160; #46,693 tied with 291 others top 6.9%; +34 since Jan
Revives given: 431; #8,397 tied with 6 others top 11%; +214 since Jan
People busted: 10; #86,270 tied with 2,501 others top 53%; +1 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 78,414; #11,839 top 2.5%; +5,654 since Jan
Races won: 277; #17,352 tied with 49 others top 13%; +26 since Jan
Times traveled: 793; #35,248 tied with 35 others top 16%; +3 since Jan
Time played (days): 60.1; #18,255 top 1.3%; +2.7 since Jan

What stands out 6

#15,295

Economy

Networth

$17,144,252,872 top 0.65%

#3,005

Combat

Rounds fired

302,710 top 0.32%

#3,616

Items

Dump finds

3,103 top 0.43%

#10,057

Combat

Money mugged

$441,283,529 top 1.2%

#3,047tied with 1 other

Economy

Items sent

tied with 1 other

1,025 top 0.77%

#16,771tied with 4 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 4 others

5,329 top 0.83%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 14 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+2	78	80
Awards	+12	464	476
Networth	+1,058,064,369	$16,086,188,503	$17,144,252,872
Xanax taken	+25	471	496
Energy drinks used	+162	358	520
Energy refills	+53	430	483
Attacks won	+345	5,353	5,698
Defends won	+34	126	160
Revives given	+214	217	431
People busted	+1	9	10
Criminal offenses	+5,654	72,760	78,414
Races won	+26	251	277
Times traveled	+3	790	793
Time played (days)	+2.7	57.4	60.1

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 5 Sep 2026 · 21 days ago

Xanax taken: 496; #42,706 tied with 34 others top 16%
Energy refills: 483; #25,752 tied with 38 others top 10%
Energy drinks used: 520; #12,861 tied with 10 others top 10%
Stat enhancers used: 1; #4,649 tied with 7,798 others top 100%
Boosters used: 52; #47,700 tied with 363 others top 34%
Elo rating: 1,609; #37,610 tied with 59 others top 2%
Best damage: 5,521; #27,537 tied with 8 others top 1.9%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 26 Jan 2026 and 5 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 123 · archived: 112 · threads started (archived): 3

Threads started 3 most recent

7* Pub Hiring! Free Rotational Trains + Salary Company Recruitment · 31 Jul 2025 · 2 replies
7* Pub Hiring ! Free Rotational Trains and Paid! Company Recruitment · 15 Apr 2025 · 0 replies
Casino Running Choppy/Lagging Bugs & Issues · 14 Nov 2023 · 2 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Joined Seraphim Phalanx [PHLX] (from Destructive Anomaly [[ÐA]]) between 26 Jan and 5 Sep
Left Destructive Anomaly [[ÐA]] (moved to Seraphim Phalanx [PHLX]) between 26 Jan and 5 Sep
Reached level 80 between 26 Jan and 5 Sep
Name changed from Fellatio to Anhedonic between 26 Jan and 5 Sep

Also known as: Fellatio

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