die_yuppies

[283539] Level 88 Legendary Socialite

Lazy Joes L.J LeaderDirector at Lazy JoesMarried to Snafflea

Observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

die_yuppies is a level 88 player in Lazy Joes who signed up on 20 Apr 2006. Their standout stat is Networth: #2,066, top 0.088% of ranked players.

#2,066 for networth top 0.088% of ranked players
#462 for energy refills top 0.19% of ranked players
Signed up 20 Apr 2006 (20 years ago)
31 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 88; #15,376 tied with 501 others top 0.62%; +2 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,455; #21,988 tied with 58 others top 0.89%
Awards: 388; #21,983 tied with 172 others top 1.9%; +4 since Jan
Networth: $65,874,069,093; #2,066 top 0.088%; +6,313,692,003 since Jan
Xanax taken: 3,093; #11,130 tied with 5 others top 4.2%; +95 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 13; #55,697 tied with 1,477 others top 46%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 4,534; #462 top 0.19%; +224 since Jan
Attacks won: 3,582; #31,593 tied with 13 others top 2.9%; +2 since Jan
Defends won: 580; #13,651 tied with 30 others top 2%; +1 since Jan
Revives given: 3; #56,146 tied with 4,376 others top 77%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 183; #29,100 tied with 68 others top 17%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 46,316; #23,631 top 5.1%; +4,979 since Jan
Races won: 313; #15,814 tied with 42 others top 12%; +13 since Jan
Times traveled: 332; #63,213 tied with 109 others top 29%; +3 since Jan
Time played (days): 76.5; #13,969 top 0.99%; +2.8 since Jan

What stands out 6

#2,066

Economy

Networth

$65,874,069,093 top 0.088%

#462

Activity

Energy refills

4,534 top 0.19%

#547tied with 2 others

Items

City finds

tied with 2 others

2,813 top 0.19%

#11,932tied with 2 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 2 others

8,555 top 0.83%

#13,969

Activity

Time played

76.5 top 0.99%

#6,160

Economy

Job points used

25,656 top 0.89%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Graffiti skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+2	86	88
Awards	+4	384	388
Networth	+6,313,692,003	$59,560,377,090	$65,874,069,093
Xanax taken	+95	2,998	3,093
Energy refills	+224	4,310	4,534
Attacks won	+2	3,580	3,582
Defends won	+1	579	580
Criminal offenses	+4,979	41,337	46,316
Races won	+13	300	313
Times traveled	+3	329	332
Time played (days)	+2.8	73.7	76.5

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 17 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 3,093; #11,130 tied with 5 others top 4.2%
Energy refills: 4,534; #462 top 0.19%
Energy drinks used: 13; #55,697 tied with 1,477 others top 46%
Stat enhancers used: 1; #4,649 tied with 7,798 others top 100%
Boosters used: 974; #1,680 tied with 2 others top 1.2%
Elo rating: 2,593; #3,813 tied with 19 others top 0.2%
Best damage: 8,555; #11,932 tied with 2 others top 0.83%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 17 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 61 · archived: 31 · threads started (archived): 2

Threads started 2 most recent

6* Mining Hiring 35k+ man, end or intel. Company Recruitment · 18 Sep 2023 · 22 replies
chain breaking. Bugs & Issues · 17 Sep 2020 · 1 reply

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Also known as: DIE_YUPPIES

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