HipsterGandalf

[2927381] Level 69 Champion Damage Dealer

Ares Kratos AK SpartanDirector at T3A SpanXMarried to CouchPotato69

Observed 8 Sep 2026 · 19 days ago · Torn public profile

HipsterGandalf is a level 69 player in Ares Kratos who signed up on 3 May 2023. Their standout stat is Best damage: #463, top 0.032% of ranked players.

#463 for best damage top 0.032% of ranked players
#812 for unarmored fights won top 0.099% of ranked players
Signed up 3 May 2023 (3 years ago)
125 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 8 Sep 2026 · 19 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 69; #27,812 tied with 1,451 others top 1.1%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,223; #1,483,101 tied with 925 others top 60%
Awards: 476; #9,587 tied with 96 others top 0.83%; +24 since Jan
Networth: $3,122,325,523; #49,323 top 2.1%; +735,667,077 since Jan
Xanax taken: 3,084; #11,199 tied with 6 others top 4.3%; +625 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 1,412; #6,402 tied with 2 others top 5.1%; +22 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 869; #16,113 tied with 12 others top 6.5%; +212 since Jan
Attacks won: 11,237; #8,029 tied with 1 other top 0.73%; +836 since Jan
Defends won: 81; #84,506 tied with 915 others top 13%; +16 since Jan
Revives given: 1; #67,055 tied with 11,143 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 2; #124,361 tied with 14,031 others top 82%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 85,110; #10,197 top 2.2%; +9,580 since Jan
Races won: 1,827; #1,469 tied with 1 other top 1.1%; +183 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,600; #16,407 tied with 7 others top 7.6%; +926 since Jan
Time played (days): 117.8; #7,855 top 0.55%; +19 since Jan

What stands out 6

#463

Combat

Best damage

34,078 top 0.032%

#812

Combat

Unarmored fights won

1,781 top 0.099%

#7,855

Activity

Time played

117.8 top 0.55%

#628

Racing

Racing points earned

10,666 top 0.43%

#5,083

Economy

City items bought

74,291 top 0.45%

#1,469tied with 1 other

Racing

Races won

tied with 1 other

1,827 top 1.1%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+24	452	476
Networth	+735,667,077	$2,386,658,446	$3,122,325,523
Xanax taken	+625	2,459	3,084
Energy drinks used	+22	1,390	1,412
Energy refills	+212	657	869
Attacks won	+836	10,401	11,237
Defends won	+16	65	81
Criminal offenses	+9,580	75,530	85,110
Races won	+183	1,644	1,827
Times traveled	+926	674	1,600
Time played (days)	+19	98.8	117.8

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 8 Sep 2026 · 19 days ago

Xanax taken: 3,084; #11,199 tied with 6 others top 4.3%
Energy refills: 869; #16,113 tied with 12 others top 6.5%
Energy drinks used: 1,412; #6,402 tied with 2 others top 5.1%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 628; #3,853 tied with 10 others top 2.7%
Elo rating: 2,170; #14,201 tied with 31 others top 0.74%
Best damage: 34,078; #463 top 0.032%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 27 Jan 2026 and 8 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 191 · archived: 125 · threads started (archived): 7

Threads started 5 most recent

9* LS recruiting for return to 10* Company Recruitment · 24 Aug · 91 replies
10* LS - HIRING - FREE BCT! Company Recruitment · 2 Jul · 8 replies
9* Lingerie Store HIRING - Pushing to 10*! Company Recruitment · 23 Feb · 30 replies
9* LS w/ +2 Travel Cap & NO Property Upkeep! Company Recruitment · 21 Dec 2025 · 8 replies
9* AN - $OLD Company Discussion · 3 Jan 2025 · 2 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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