LazyWitch

[3150866] Level 59 Celebrity Healer

The Groovy Guardians GG DJDirector at The Red WolfMarried to Insomaniac_Xan

Observed 12 Sep 2026 · 14 days ago · Torn public profile

LazyWitch is a level 59 player in The Groovy Guardians who signed up on 20 Nov 2023. Their standout stat is Networth: #36,039, top 1.5% of ranked players.

#36,039 for networth top 1.5% of ranked players
#1,108 (tied with 2 others) for revives given top 1.4% of ranked players
Signed up 20 Nov 2023 (2 years ago)
4 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 12 Sep 2026 · 14 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 59; #36,985 tied with 850 others top 1.5%; +9 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,026; #1,702,413 tied with 639 others top 68%
Awards: 311; #35,966 tied with 166 others top 3.1%; +33 since Jan
Networth: $5,632,620,868; #36,039 top 1.5%; +1,632,334,341 since Jan
Xanax taken: 131; #71,333 tied with 201 others top 27%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 45; #37,429 tied with 279 others top 30%; +42 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 294; #34,763 tied with 60 others top 14%; +46 since Jan
Attacks won: 1,775; #51,547 tied with 15 others top 4.7%; +365 since Jan
Defends won: 53; #120,921 tied with 1,946 others top 18%; +11 since Jan
Revives given: 2,830; #1,108 tied with 2 others top 1.4%; +174 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 35,583; #29,960 top 6.4%; +9,175 since Jan
Races won: 13; #92,344 tied with 1,316 others top 69%; +2 since Jan
Times traveled: 629; #42,348 tied with 61 others top 20%; +8 since Jan
Time played (days): 20.4; #49,834 top 3.5%; +4.2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#36,039

Economy

Networth

$5,632,620,868 top 1.5%

#1,108tied with 2 others

Hospital

Revives given

tied with 2 others

2,830 top 1.4%

#8,052

Economy

Items bought

26,400 top 1.5%

#14,650tied with 21 others

Activity

Best activity streak

tied with 21 others

799 top 1.8%

#49,834

Activity

Time played

20.4 top 3.5%

#51,547tied with 15 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 15 others

1,775 top 4.7%

Revive skill: 100 — #1 (tied with 2,507 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#1tied with 2,507 others

Hospital

Revive skill

tied with 2,507 others

100 top 0.099%

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+9	50	59
Awards	+33	278	311
Networth	+1,632,334,341	$4,000,286,527	$5,632,620,868
Energy drinks used	+42	3	45
Energy refills	+46	248	294
Attacks won	+365	1,410	1,775
Defends won	+11	42	53
Revives given	+174	2,656	2,830
Criminal offenses	+9,175	26,408	35,583
Races won	+2	11	13
Times traveled	+8	621	629
Time played (days)	+4.2	16.2	20.4

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 12 Sep 2026 · 14 days ago

Xanax taken: 131; #71,333 tied with 201 others top 27%
Energy refills: 294; #34,763 tied with 60 others top 14%
Energy drinks used: 45; #37,429 tied with 279 others top 30%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 23; #63,186 tied with 775 others top 45%
Elo rating: 1,442; #49,331 tied with 79 others top 2.6%
Best damage: 2,083; #74,217 tied with 34 others top 5.2%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 13 Jan 2026 and 12 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 4 · archived: 4 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

Groovy Guardians is Recruiting! Faction Recruitment · 19 Feb 2025 · 13 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Master Healer → Celebrity Healer between 13 Jan and 12 Sep
Company Once in a Blue Moon → The Red Wolf between 13 Jan and 12 Sep

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