Einstein
[40876] Level 100 Invincible Felon Hospital
Natural Selection IV NS LeaderSalesperson at Burning WickMarried to Penicillin
Einstein leads the faction Natural Selection IV and has run recruitment threads for a TV station and network, and started a faction chain records thread. TornLife records $17,316,878,745 in bounty rewards earned, rank #5 of 190,040 players with a non-zero value.
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- #124 for networth top 0.0053% of ranked players
- #19 (tied with 1 other) for Xanax taken top 0.0076% of ranked players
- Signed up (21 years ago)
- 734 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.
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Obscure but exceptional 19
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Since January 12 stats changed
| Stat | Change | January | Latest |
|---|---|---|---|
| Awards | +2 | 616 | 618 |
| Networth | +10,695,254,641 | $260,304,329,668 | $270,999,584,309 |
| Xanax taken | +649 | 13,723 | 14,372 |
| Energy drinks used | +85 | 2,720 | 2,805 |
| Energy refills | +236 | 5,516 | 5,752 |
| Attacks won | +1,617 | 33,157 | 34,774 |
| Defends won | +134 | 3,222 | 3,356 |
| People busted | +1,155 | 17,704 | 18,859 |
| Criminal offenses | +28,472 | 246,153 | 274,625 |
| Races won | +402 | 1,041 | 1,443 |
| Times traveled | +45 | 2,342 | 2,387 |
| Time played (days) | +18.5 | 239.8 | 258.3 |
Energy sources used
Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed · 10 days ago
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What the forums say
Forum activity ›What other players have posted about this player, and what they have posted themselves, attributed to whoever said it. Accusations are the accusers' claims, not TornLife's findings; replies that disputed them are shown beside them.
Accusations & disputes
Event log In a 2023 war thread, SpARkS4206967 posted a log showing "Einstein and Kanzu attacked and hospitalized you".
“… many memorable events. Penicillin attacked and hospitalized you [view] LTJELLOMAN attacked and hospitalized you [view] Einstein and Kanzu attacked and hospitalized you [view] Alex_I_von_St attacked and hospitalized you [view] MagicDust attacked and hospitalized you [view] Some names who I never thought would have to hosp me for any reason whatsoever …”
Reputation
Praise In the "NSIV - Recruiting" thread, Runcor listed perks of joining the NS Family and told applicants to contact Einstein or Infinity.
“… perks, RWs, a beautiful scenic view of the waterfront, tons of laughs as Sanction flies to SA to buy a GAK...what else could you ask for? What we like to see: - 50m+ total BS - Good activity - At least 2+ xanax/day - RW hits Contact Einstein or Infinity”
Contributions
Contribution In 2016 Einstein started a Company Recruitment thread for a TV Station paying up to $3M; in 2018 they posted a similar thread for a TV Network paying up to 4m.
“Recruiting for a TV Station, paying up to $3M, depending on stats/effectiveness. Free training included. Minimum of 50k on one of the stats. Specials Propaganda 1 faction respect 5 job points Scoop 50% newspaper advertising cost reduction No Cost Inside Story View someone's stats & money 15 job points Press …”
2 more from the forums
Contributions
Contribution In September 2018 Einstein opened the thread "Faction Chain Records 2.0" to keep chain records up to date after Hippo could not keep the earlier post updated.
“As Hippo wasn't able to keep his post updated, and after a number of requests I'm opening a new thread to keep all the chain records up-to-date. I'll re-use all of Hippo work so I'll keep the compliments to all the people that provided information about the old chain system. …”
Contribution In January 2022 Einstein started the thread "[RW] NS vs SA", announcing a ranked war between Natural Selection and Subversive Alliance.
“The ranked war between Natural Selection and Subversive Alliance will begin in 51 hours at 16:00:00 - 23/01/22 Here we go... GL HF, let the memes begin!”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 1,008 · archived: 734 · threads started (archived): 33
Threads started 5 most recent
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History
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