Hopslam

[795412] Level 100 Invincible Tycoon

The Dark Horse DH Elite GuardMale Stripper at Girthworm Jim'sMarried to Malfurion

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · Torn public profile

Hopslam is a level 100 player in The Dark Horse who signed up on 17 Apr 2008. Their standout stat is Time played: #43, top 0.003% of ranked players.

#43 for time played top 0.003% of ranked players
#22 for one-hit kills top 0.0041% of ranked players
Signed up 17 Apr 2008 (18 years ago)
10,000+ archived forum posts

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values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,765 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,728; #76,624 tied with 96 others top 3.1%
Awards: 628; #51 tied with 9 others top 0.0052%; +1 since Jan
Networth: $163,978,297,174; #353 top 0.015%; +11,967,426,199 since Jan
Xanax taken: 10,983; #259 top 0.098%; +547 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 1,516; #6,031 tied with 4 others top 4.8%; +66 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 4,877; #294 top 0.12%; +226 since Jan
Attacks won: 32,720; #460 top 0.042%; +1,130 since Jan
Defends won: 23,396; #31 top 0.0046%; +155 since Jan
Revives given: 530; #7,501 tied with 14 others top 9.6%; +314 since Jan
People busted: 13,810; #190 top 0.11%; +350 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 311,712; #42 top 0.009%; +23,847 since Jan
Races won: 2,352; #971 top 0.71%; +111 since Jan
Times traveled: 12,301; #155 tied with 1 other top 0.072%; +269 since Jan
Time played (days): 860.2; #43 top 0.003%; +37.7 since Jan

What stands out 6

#43

Activity

Time played

860.2 top 0.003%

#22

Combat

One-hit kills

30,096 top 0.0041%

Profile

Forum posts

28,835 top 0.002%

#353

Economy

Networth

$163,978,297,174 top 0.015%

#42

Crime

Criminal offenses

311,712 top 0.009%

#31

Combat

Defends won

23,396 top 0.0046%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 27

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

Economy

Bazaar customers

112,017 top 0.0077%

Communication

Classified ads placed

10,228 top 0.0081%

#38

Crime

Theft offenses

160,360 top 0.0082%

#176tied with 6 others

Combat

Elo rating

tied with 6 others

2,997 top 0.0095%

#49

Items

City finds

3,748 top 0.017%

#344

Combat

Total attack damage

239,313,479 top 0.022%

#98

Economy

Items sent

7,940 top 0.025%

#33

Economy

Bazaar profit

$1,598,546,616,914 top 0.028%

#28

Profile

Forum karma

27,916 top 0.03%

#271

Combat

Stealthed attacks

22,018 top 0.031%

#538

Combat

Attack hits

152,379 top 0.033%

#178

Hospital

Medical items used

49,862 top 0.036%

#44

Economy

Bazaar sales

5,494,478 top 0.038%

#58

Travel

Trips to Canada

4,293 top 0.04%

#564

Combat

Critical hits

29,012 top 0.044%

#221

Drugs

Drugs used

12,867 top 0.047%

#241

Profile

Friends

466 top 0.049%

#97

Items

Viruses coded

634 top 0.049%

#264tied with 184 others

Activity

Best activity streak

tied with 184 others

2,207 top 0.054%

#572

Combat

Rounds fired

1,083,296 top 0.062%

#203

Economy

Trades

3,868 top 0.065%

#83

Crime

Illicit services offenses

24,544 top 0.074%

#883

Economy

City items bought

167,851 top 0.078%

#963tied with 2 others

Combat

Best kill streak

tied with 2 others

1,096 top 0.083%

All 27 in Rankings ›

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+1	627	628
Networth	+11,967,426,199	$152,010,870,975	$163,978,297,174
Xanax taken	+547	10,436	10,983
Energy drinks used	+66	1,450	1,516
Energy refills	+226	4,651	4,877
Attacks won	+1,130	31,590	32,720
Defends won	+155	23,241	23,396
Revives given	+314	216	530
People busted	+350	13,460	13,810
Criminal offenses	+23,847	287,865	311,712
Races won	+111	2,241	2,352
Times traveled	+269	12,032	12,301
Time played (days)	+37.7	822.5	860.2

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago

Xanax taken: 10,983; #259 top 0.098%
Energy refills: 4,877; #294 top 0.12%
Energy drinks used: 1,516; #6,031 tied with 4 others top 4.8%
Stat enhancers used: 523; #108 top 0.87%
Boosters used: 1,869; #437 top 0.31%
Elo rating: 2,997; #176 tied with 6 others top 0.0095%
Best damage: 20,834; #2,048 top 0.14%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 28,835 · archived: 10,000+ · threads started (archived): 243

Threads started 5 most recent

Weekly Xanax Betting Game (Sun Sep 27, 23:00 TCT) Fun & Games · 27 Sep · 3 replies
Game over. Lack of interest. Graveyard · 25 Sep · 24 replies
Delete, not enough interest Graveyard · 17 Sep · 5 replies
I wish it was easier to ___ General Discussion · 30 Jul · 62 replies
You cannot save an anonymous message! Bugs & Issues · 26 May · 1 reply

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Joined The Dark Horse [DH] (from Destructive Anomaly [[ÐA]]) between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Left Destructive Anomaly [[ÐA]] (moved to The Dark Horse [DH]) between 18 Jan and 18 Sep

Also known as: The_Accountant

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