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TheFelan[945786]Moderator
· 14 likes · My daughter wont stop screaming and crying in the middle of the night. Ive gone to her grave to ask her to stop but its not helping.
Two_D[1832908]
· 12 likes · There was a tap on the window and I thought to myself "that's an unusual place to put it"
veee[787089]
· 8 likes · You arrive home to your apartment where you live alone. You go in to use the bathroom and sit down only to discover.... the toilet seat is already warm!
Some simple two-liners. Personally I find them funny and creepy at the same time so hopefully I will hear some new ones. Here are some examples...
You're home alone and go to turn the light on. There is a hand already on the switch.
And my favorite...
You hear your mom calling you from the basement/cellar. Moments later your mom grabs you by the arm as you begin to walk down to the basement and says, "don't go down there, I heard that too".
Looking forward to seeing what you guys can come up with.
Brother says he saw a ghost outside and he grabs his pistol I'm telling him "why did you grab your pistol?" and he says "for protection against that ghost"
I just fall over laughing and I'm sure the ghost if there was one was laughing too.
You arrive home to your apartment where you live alone. You go in to use the bathroom and sit down only to discover.... the toilet seat is already warm!
You hear a bang and go downstairs to check. Then a voice - your voice - yell from the basement: "Don't come down! I did ten seconds ago and you'll become me!"
I thought I saw something move in my closet in the night. After getting up and discovering nothing inside, I turned around to see her staring at me from my bed.
This creepy guy always stares at me through my bedroom window. There's no balcony and I'm on the 7th floor.
I suddenly felt the sensation of bugs crawling up my legs. I tried to wipe them away and my skin came off.
I tried to commit suicide with pills but eventually woke up to the smell of burnt bacon. When I checked the oven I found my little sister.