Christmas Jokes

Started by GenericName [1877128] on 25 Dec 2014 in Fun & Games.

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GenericName [1877128] 25 Dec 2014, 13:48 TCT · #1 · edited

First 3 Christmas jokes that make me laugh will be sent 1 million each. See my name for examples of jokes I may like.

DixonHeranus sent $1,000,000 to Cratty with the message: thanks for the laugh

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ColdStranger [1863269] 25 Dec 2014, 13:59 TCT · #2

When reindeer poop it comes out as tootsie rolls

Tea-Rex [1874235] 25 Dec 2014, 14:02 TCT · #3

Why is Christmas just like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Cratty [1780604] 25 Dec 2014, 14:06 TCT · #4 · edited

Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?
- Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

Why does Santa go through the chimney?
- Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get in the back door.

Cratty [1780604] 25 Dec 2014, 14:11 TCT · #5 · edited

Thanks!!!

Merry Xmas btw :p

1878152 [1878152] 25 Dec 2014, 14:23 TCT · #6

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.