CRAP!

So i decide to search the city for the 1st time in god knows how long...What do i find?
A bag of DOG POO!! Well thats just crap! What a shitty start to the day!! [:cry:]

Whats a bag of dog poo do in the game?

it is worth near 2million.
well, for sure, over a million.

Congrats for the dog-excreta. How wonderful you can put that to use, by sending it in a parcel to your ENEMY, .. they will loose a lot of happiness!

The Dog Poop is a Special Item

Fresh dog poop in a paper bag, the apparatus of a traditional practical joke. Place on your victim's doorstep and set the bag alight! Watch them fly out of their home to try to stomp the flames out. Perfect for April Fools' day.

So you know now what to do if you don't like someone. [:evil:]
Throwing at the property, not sending in a parcel.
1.8m at the market

LOL... It is hilarious... and like LordSam said they will lose a lot of happy... [:evil:]

Thought the thread title was an instruction. It seemed abstract, but I complied. Feel great now.

That's actually a great find OP.

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See the look in the old man's eyes? That's defeat. Go, now, child. Fire it up.

You were sent $1 from someone with the message: Never thought a cat would be so into dog poop LOL

Haha perhaps I'll have to search some more never know may come across some pussy pee lol
oh wait is that in the game ð

I never heard of that, but feel free to make a suggestion :p

The items I know of are:
- Toilet Paper, Stink Bombs and Dog Poo are items you can leave near soneones property.
- Then there are Horses Heads and Small Explosive Devices (SEDs) you can put into a parcel to give someone a nasty surprise.

Hahahahahahaha, oh god this thread...
This brightened up my forum visit considerably xD
I don't know what it's used for but do a bit of research on it and that, maybe you'll find a use for it.

that's funny, i recently found some toilet paper