1. Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
2.My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
3.
Mother, why do people die so quickly in our family?"
...
"Mama?"
"Mama?"
"Maaaammaaaaaaa!"