Lol.. got hired at a new job and kinda happy!
and also it's Christmas and stuff lol.... So I decided to do something again!
You guys write a original, fun, and intuitive Story/Poem and the winner gets 10m!
And based on likes/grammer/funniness to decide winner!
Will run for the month of December and if people want it then I will keep on doing it :)
Be creative! Have fun! ;)
nice idea!
George watching Torn..
i like pie.
pie tastes good.
this poem is pie.
please give me money.
Money is good.
this poem is for money
You see that well? I dug that well so the people could get water to drink, but they don't call me Johnny the well-digger.
You see that farm? I planted all the crops there so the people could eat, but they don't call me Johnny the crop-planter.
You see that road? I paved that road so that people could get around easier, but they don't call me Johnny the road-paver.
You see that hospital there? I built that hospital, so people could get medical care, but they don't call me Johnny the hospital-builder.
...but you shag one sheep.....
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'
There was an Old Man in a boat,
Who said, 'I'm afloat, I'm afloat!'
When they said, 'No! you ain't!'
He was ready to faint,
That unhappy Old Man in a boat.
Samurai swords and guns,
i was raised in the snowy slums,
waiting for an old man to come,
he came and it wasn't fun.
I expected some toys,
probably a stick that can glow,
but to my surprise,
i got some more snow.
When winter fell.
Nice story bro! XD
Bumps lol...
I'm a little torn
On where I was born
Violence and corruption
In all direction
Buy some drugs and flowers
Only to bring great power
Left of a street
Probably by a creep
Sad to say but my spouse is a man
But through sacrifice my reward is a ton of land
What will I buy with ten million dollars
If you want to find out just give me a holler
You can probably find me in the hospital
As soon as I'm out, I hope to be more profitable
This may get pretty deep so hug your cat or some shit i guess
The world as we know it has gone to hell, animals dying, forests dying. when it will end only god can tell.
Governments falling faster than sound, innocents falling at the shot of a round, money missing where it is needed, while the one percents wallet pockets are exceeded.
People still not acknowledging the third world, and underground innocent children are being whored.
"Black lives matter" rioting over 250 people, when they have killed over 600 white people.
Insanity and chaos is ruling the planet, while paranoia and conclusions are in line for the throne, and when its all over we will be nothing but bone.
teens and young ones have become weak and sensitive. The mass media is nulling their sensing, telling them that they have a right to be soft and petty, and telling 9 year olds they were born in the wrong body.
if you get insulted by thesse words what does it matter, since hate runs rampant with shootings executions and black live matter.
you may deny it but you know this is all true, you may think its wrong, reality is your eyes have opened anew.
anarchy isnt the solution, dont riot the streets, love your neighbor is the compensation, instead of anger and killing just make a petition.
Treat your neighbor as you would be treated, if kindness rules chaos can be defeated.
-Dank Dictator
Let me know what you think
It's winter in New England
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
at fifty-two below
Oh, how I love New England
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose, it freezes shut
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave New England
Cause I'm frozen to the ground!
You sent $10,000,000 to zgreek with the message: lol poetry thing long overdue most likes:)
Mysterious muggins start to occur....
lol.. ok keep on posting! love the stories!
Bruh.....