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Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. "Ye gads, matey, says Morty. What happened to ya?" Sol says, "Me pirate ship … - Prophet_Jonas [1995840]
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Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, … - Ben678 [2061254]
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Q: What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? A: Comet. A good friend of mine told me this, i thought it was kinda funny.
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Q: What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer?
A: Comet.
A good friend of mine told me this, i thought it was kinda funny.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. "Ye gads, matey, says Morty. What happened to ya?"
Sol says, "Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg."
"And yer hand?" asks Morty.
"When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook."
"OK, but whats with the eye patch?"
"I was standin on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye."
"But ya dont go blind from no seagull poop."
"True," says Sol. "But it was me first day with the hook."
We need more jokes!
How are men like tile floors?
Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!"
The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused,because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat.
The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad.
The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!" The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, Grandpa, you're drunk! Go home!"
2 aerials met on a rooftop. It was love at first sight.
They decided to get married.
The ceremony wasn't very exciting...
But the reception was great!!!!!
A genie grants a man 3 wishes. The first wish is for an infinite supply of money. The second wish is to become the best at absolutely everything. The third wish was for the genie. He said," I wish that you can't grant anymore wishes to anyone."
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