Hey look i'm back! But enough about me let's talk about this contest, the rules and the sweet loot afterwards! first off, this contest is simple, write a haiku about me, the rules are pretty simple too, just write a haiku in proper format with five syllables seven syllables and then five again, you also don't need to post the haiku in here, in fact if you do: instant disqualification and 1 bounty! Just mail me the haikus with the subject being: "Haiku Contest" Now, on to prizes, everyone will receive a random cash prize of 20k-50k just for entering! the grand prize however, is a sweet million dollars! Well that it from me, now get to writing yall!
Edit: By the way this ends midnight torn time on the 27th!