Hello guys, it's your friend DokuganRyu yet again with another offer that looks just too good to be true!!
For the first time ever, I'm proud to announce a new partnership with NoBamboozlesKappa, Torn's #1 insurance company!
Every week I will be selling one (and only one!!) SCAM package!
"What is a SCAM?" I hear you asking? I mean, I must confess I'm surprised that you don't know the SCAM package by now, it has been the most traded item in the city for a few months now, so I guess you've just not been paying attention :P
But to answer your question, it is, for starters, a package that, for 30 days, gives you:
- a 30% discount on all properties and property upgrades
- a 60% flight time reduction (doesn't stack with other flight time modificators)
- a $5 billion networth increase
- Energy regeneration increased to 20 every 10 minutes
- access to a 0% fee investment system, with a guaranteed profit margin of at least 10%
- a 50% and 40% interest rate increase in Torn City Bank and Cayman Islands Bank, respectively
- and much more!
Well, here's how this is gonna work: since I can only sell one SCAM per week, there will something that resembles a blind auction (also know as a silent auction) system - you send me a message saying how much you're willing to pay; if, by Monday 00:00 TC Time you're the one with the highest bid, you get to buy the package, and if not, you can always try again the following week. So the higher your bid, the higher the chance you win the auction! Keep in mind however, all bids below 1 billion will be ignored! The auction winner will then, within 24 hours, receive a message them they have won said auction. They will in turn have another 24h to send me the money, and they will then receive one SCAM (within 12h-24h).
Don't have that much money on hand? No problem we also accept items and properties!
Now, you might be wondering why I'll only be selling one SCAM per week. There's a very simple reason for that: as you can see, this is a very enticing package, but also being sold for a very low price when compared to normal market values. Even though, when it comes to me, it is indeed a partnership with NoBamboozlesKappa, they created this package by partnering up with companies like, for example, GotFlowers? Airlines, IDontNeedTwoPIs Real Estate, the publicly traded Torn City Investment Banking or even TC's very own Torn City Bank, who agreed to cut some of their profits in order to be able to offer you a product that is basically a luxury package!
Even if you don't care about stuff like networth or property upgrade discounts, SCAM gives you the opportunity to MAKE MONEY WHILE DOING NOTHING!! "How"? Imagine the following scenario: using SCAM's investment system, you deposit $20 Billion; 30 days later it will give you back $20b plus 10% (0.1*20b=2b), which is just a little over $66 mil per day!!
Convinced yet? Submit your bid today! The first auction ends this Monday at 00:00!