Looking for a brand new or lightly used wife. Body must be in good shape and not require very much repair work; interior must be pristine and able to comfortably fit one.
In all seriousness, looking for a long-term marriage to gain merits. Someone with a fully upgraded PI would be an asset; I'm willing to split the upkeep weekly or monthly and also offer the additional benefit of terrible jokes, random gifts of less than notable value, and friendship.(?)
Shoot me a PM.