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I Hate Mr and Ms Torn

Started by Leslie [15] NPC on in Community Events.

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    [image: i.imgur.com] I'm all yours Leslie, choke me anytime <3
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Leslie [15] NPC · #1 · edited

Hello ugly bastard. How are you I dont care. Last year after Mr Ms Torn I make special game for benefit of dirty ugly son Kenny who was jealous because face is like waxwork of Rob Schneider melt in furnace. Kenny has surgery now and he look great. See?

[image: i.imgur.com]

Now it is me who is feeling like so much piece of shit. I want to forget I have face like old man beanbag and to help have done this I will like to laugh at ugly bastard again. Send me ugly picture now or tomorrow or day after.

Leslie as prize will give to five winners of boy and girl competition one of Kenny special paper bag item - I use for when he was having a face like back end of prolapse dachshund. Chedburn say this will be give after competition when it is made. Probably "soon" if i have to have guess.

Here is details for people who dumb and ugly at same time:

 

Post picture of you being ugly or weird or funny looking.

If you too sexy you no win, understand? That mean no tittie for lady at least.

If picture is too bad even for pervert do not send. I looking at you Coral. No anus.

You enter many times as want. Everyone has name and "Choke Me Leslie" write on a sign.

End is night time August 10th.

Make Leslie feel good now please.
rainbowsaurus [1884204] · #5 · edited

A paper bag sounds much more preferable than using the psycho clown mask all the time...

[image: i.imgur.com]

 

also thought I could get a neat photo when I was at the hospital, but they wouldn't let me take pics for privacy reasons. so instead I just sneak one in the bathroom. :/ (ewww, non-rainbow hair is so gross)

[image: i.imgur.com]
Grif [882958] · #10 · edited

It have deleted all idle chat

Please keep thread to entries only 

Prizes will have standard c events as this was asked

There are also the paper bag items
Chit [1380260] · #13

So there I was thinking of an effective way to make myself ugly. A funny face? Nah. A purposely looking awful face? Too easy. While thinking, I had the random thought that Leslie and I would make the most god ugly child. That spark lit a fire, but unfortunately was in a dumpster at the time and resulted in this dumpster fire of a picture. I am a little sorry, but to say I regret it would be a lie. I happen to enjoy doing duck faces.

[image: i.imgur.com]