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Started by a_goddamn_jerry [2092979] on 13 Oct 2018 in Fun & Games.

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a_goddamn_jerry [2092979] 13 Oct 2018, 08:51 TCT · #1 · edited

i just won 1mil at the roulette tables and will give it all to someone who gives me the best knock-knock joke.

you have to do it yourself as in like

knock-knock

who's there?

*blank*

*blank* who?

*blank*

obviously, you can mix it up a little. this contest will last until tomorrow.

CONTEST ENDED

Bullzey [2175484] 13 Oct 2018, 20:44 TCT · #2

Knock-knock
Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome.

Bullzey [2175484] 13 Oct 2018, 20:45 TCT · #3

oh oh oh a second one xD

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

No need to cry, it’s only a joke.

Mr-Anarchy [2156063] 13 Oct 2018, 21:26 TCT · #4

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Goddamn.

Goddamn who?

Goddamn ****ing Jerry

DarkHawk404 [2058322] 13 Oct 2018, 23:59 TCT · #5

Knock-Knock

who’s there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch one of you is going to give me money?

Raius [2045501] 14 Oct 2018, 00:20 TCT · #6

knock-knock

who's there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you; give me cho money

Blake [2159903] 14 Oct 2018, 00:28 TCT · #7

knock-knock

who's there?

*blank*

*blank* who?

*blank*

Vidar- [2126062] 14 Oct 2018, 00:34 TCT · #8

Knock knock

Who's there

Terrorist

Terrorist who

Tick tick tick

a_goddamn_jerry [2092979] 14 Oct 2018, 00:50 TCT · #9

AND THE WINNER IS... DONGASSASSIN!

the winning joke:

knock-knock

who's there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you; give me cho money

truly, glorious joke my good man