Roswell: Hey motherf**king *******
King-Noob: You carefully move up to Roswell's Private Island and plant the paper bag filled with dog poop on their doorstep. You spark your lighter and bring the flame to the paper bag. Without hesitation you knock on the door and run away as fast as you can. To your delight, Roswell appears at the front door and begins stamping out the flames. After a few short seconds, they yell out in anger. You move off before they have a chance to look around. Roswell's happiness is decreased.
Roswell: This is my second account lol
Roswell: I don't care
King-Noob: :)
King-Noob: u do or u wouldnt have DP+PI