There was once a dude called Bob, he was quite thin.
But one day he ate a McDonalds burger and said, "I quite like this". So he continued to eat more burgers until he became not thin (fat)
So his friends and his family began to try to control his bad eating habits saying "stop it bob this isnt good for you", yet he continued
he ate and ate and he ate,
wiped the food clean off his plate
one day he grew so big, he became a threat to national security, so the United States army flew down with their fastest helicopters and coolest jets and ordered him to stop eating otherwise they would shoot him down.
Bob refused.
And with the swipe of his hand he demolished all planes and helicopters.
Everybody was scared because Bob then went on a rampage. He destroyed cities and popular monuments (he ate the statue of liberty) and bellyflopped into the ocean and accidentally reversed global warming and cured the water crisis in South Africa.
Nukes were launched at him but that backfired since he gained nuclear powers and demolished the US armed forces.
The rest of the world came together to try and stop Bob, even ISIS decided to take a break from terrorism and focused their efforts into stopping Bob.
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"BOOM!", they heard and stopped in their tracks. Was that it? Did they kill Bob?
"Clap, clap, clap, clap!" they heard. The sound of claps! Bob had been killed and people were clapping!
But then they heard "Thump, clap, thump, clap" and saw the largest version of Bob they'd seen yet running at them at full speed.
What they had heard was not the clapping of the people, but the clapping of his massive butt cheeks.
But one day he ate a McDonalds burger and said, "I quite like this". So he continued to eat more burgers until he became not thin (fat)
So his friends and his family began to try to control his bad eating habits saying "stop it bob this isnt good for you", yet he continued
he ate and ate and he ate,
wiped the food clean off his plate
one day he grew so big, he became a threat to national security, so the United States army flew down with their fastest helicopters and coolest jets and ordered him to stop eating otherwise they would shoot him down.
Bob refused.
And with the swipe of his hand he demolished all planes and helicopters.
Everybody was scared because Bob then went on a rampage. He destroyed cities and popular monuments (he ate the statue of liberty) and bellyflopped into the ocean and accidentally reversed global warming and cured the water crisis in South Africa.
Nukes were launched at him but that backfired since he gained nuclear powers and demolished the US armed forces.
The rest of the world came together to try and stop Bob, even ISIS decided to take a break from terrorism and focused their efforts into stopping Bob.
_______________________________________________________________
"BOOM!", they heard and stopped in their tracks. Was that it? Did they kill Bob?
"Clap, clap, clap, clap!" they heard. The sound of claps! Bob had been killed and people were clapping!
But then they heard "Thump, clap, thump, clap" and saw the largest version of Bob they'd seen yet running at them at full speed.
What they had heard was not the clapping of the people, but the clapping of his massive butt cheeks.
THE END