You have no idea how difficult is is to hold a half gallon of moo juice & polish the one eyed gopher while doing 75 in an 18-wheeler.
The truth
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Well yeah, of course it is difficult! You jus gotta tape the jug of moo juice to the back wall and get some bendy straws.
Or just wedge a broom and be done with it.
Or just wedge a broom and be done with it.
Please don't do that. Some of us want to live. Keep both your hands on the wheel and slow the f**k down for Christs sake. I can't wait for fully automated self-driving trucks, for this very reason. You guys mostly drive like maniacs... ex teamster here.
It's interesting that no one gets the reference to what is a great song.
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried'
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
Nope...Try Again...
You posted lyrics to a Bloodhound gang song. In return, I posted lyrics to a Bloodhound Gang song....
Ahh...But not the same song...