SANTA BISHH

Confirmed - Santa is on UPPERS

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Just saw santa for the first time......

CHASED HIS ASS AROUND FOR 5 MINUTES - Apparently Santa is addicted to Uppers. Good luck on Mobile. That's gonna be a real pain in the ass.

FINALLY Tackled his little red ass, and the jolly bastard told me he HAD NO PRESENTS FOR ME TODAY........

That bastard.

Discussion: So yeah, Santa is one fast little f**ker now. Not available nearly as much either obviously. Kindda sucks a little.

• What general changes have you seen this year? Santa was one for me. Another is access CT from Hospital, yeah we know......
  
• But loot? I see a difference in the quality of loot.
  
• Someone mentioned they saw the Grinch, does he do something better now?

I put on my wish list - a DB and maybe boxing gloves so I can punch the Grinch when I see him

Santa trained his dex over the year :D

where is he?!

wait wait wait so i missed a whole week of finding santa?!

I always knew he was a “dodgy” little shit.

*drops mic*

I’ll see myself out. Christmas Cracker jokes are now finished.

Grinch sends you to first aid tent

unless you have Knuckle Dusters equipped..... then you knock him out and loot him

Where is the grinch

Number [address removed], London, UK

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Hoch confirmed Tory supporter. xD

Why do we not attack

Scrooge!

Um i think you guys got it wrong, its the other way around, the evil face without drugs and the kind face high as a kite.

dafuq did I just see?

They have always had santa, not sure what your smoking