Family Ties Medium
You know my sister? No, I didn't think so, but I thought I should check. I don't want this getting back to her. If you so much as go near her, or even think about her, you'll never go near nothing or noone again, you understand?
Now where was I? Oh, right. My sister is not great at choosing guys, you know what I mean? She picks them up and lets them walk all over her, and she never learns. You know God? She picked him up, he dumped her, and then took everything worth anything in her house. Plus some junk she just loves for sentimental reasons. You sure you don't know her? Well, okay...
I want you to teach him a lesson. Teach him hard, with spikes on. Teach him so bad he don't ever want to go dumping on any sweet ladies ever again. Put him in the hospital, and when he comes out, put him in again. Like hurt him some more, don't just wheel him back in the front entrance. If you're having fun, do it a third time. Maybe he'll bring back her photo albums and stuff, and learn to never darken her "you know what" again. Either way I'll make it worth your while.
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