Pretentious Customers Only!

Introducing to you, the Pretentious Customers Only Bazaar

Visit the bazaar made for the pretentious and the FILTHY RICH!

If you're a poor sod, don't bother batting an eye around here. An establishment of this class does not mix with lower scum like you!

Here at Pretentious Customers Only, we serve ONLY the most shallowest of customers who like to purchase everyday goods for ridiculous prices.

Why you ask?
It's quite simple, they want to rub their fat wads of cash in your peaasnt face and show everybody in Torn who really is the dog's bollocks around here when it comes to finances.

How do I become a pretentious customer and what royalties do I receieve?

1. Purchase an item from the Pretentious Customers Only bazaar;
2. See your recepit of purchase on the forum post here, and an update on our Bazaar wall (Bazaar description), so you can always track how much you have spent in this wonderful establishment and show everyone in Torn either how rich, or how stupid you are!

For any enquires, please contact me, the founder and CEO of Pretentious Customers Only along with a $1,000,000 check for any actual help.

Happy shopping!

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Interesting tactic. Seems more likely to get you bounties than any actual customers, especially being in the wrong forum.

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Im rich and i am scum too, what now?

Moved to Trading.