Alibaba Intelligence

Started by oraN [1778676] on 22 Oct 2020 in Technology.

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Bapki [2253001] · 3 likes · 22 Oct 2020
Funny, I happened to come across the same video a couple of days ago! My favorite comment from Jack Ma: "Human beings are different. Machines are invented by human beings. And according to the science, right, humans can never create …
oraN [1778676] · 3 likes · 22 Oct 2020
Imagine being poor and also an idiot.

oraN [1778676] 22 Oct 2020, 08:49 TCT · #1

Just thought I'd share this debate from 2019 - Elon musk realises Asia's richest man is an idiot.

Found this while looking up Trump videos and I'm really thankful for the free 41 minutes comedy show.

Here's the cut version: https://youtu.be/aHGd6LqAVzw
Full debate: https://youtu.be/f3lUEnMaiAU

Bapki [2253001] 22 Oct 2020, 09:36 TCT · #2

Funny, I happened to come across the same video a couple of days ago!

My favorite comment from Jack Ma:
"Human beings are different. Machines are invented by human beings. And according to the science, right, humans can never create another animal that is smarter than humans."
Elon's response, while making this face: "I very much disagree with that."

Gets pretty juicy toward the end of the video when Elon's clearly fed up with all the "Alibaba Intelligence" Jack Ma is showing off... Amusing, really. :)

oraN [1778676] 22 Oct 2020, 09:40 TCT · #3

Absolute cringefest wish there were more videos like this.

SORRYDIEDDEDHAH [2539216] 22 Oct 2020, 10:15 TCT · #4

if you think hes an idiot, you should see me

oraN [1778676] 22 Oct 2020, 10:23 TCT · #5

Imagine being poor and also an idiot.

docmox [2523997] 22 Oct 2020, 10:27 TCT · #6 · edited

The only Trump videos worth watching, IMHO: Trump

snowbeast [2173158] Moderator Official 22 Oct 2020, 10:52 TCT · #7

That hurt my head in so many ways

oraN [1778676] 22 Oct 2020, 11:10 TCT · #8

Maybe replace your head with some Alibaba intelligence?

Twitter [2309219] 22 Oct 2020, 11:41 TCT · #9

True story, but I was running a small-ish Red Roof Inn in my hometown in 2016, just before Trump was elected. He was campaigning nearby because we're a huge travel destination, and his campaign staff were housed in our hotel that night...

When they were checked in, one of the staff members paying for their several rooms introduced himself so that I'd know who to call "if [my] people start acting crazy". His last remark was to say that "the circus is in town"...

Clowns piss me off, so it sorta tickled me to have to kick out half his freak show for smoking weed in a non-smoking room