Torn Romantic Dinner

A meal from me to Leslie, symbolic of our relationship. One of us bought something with his deeds, the other ate most of the contribution and handed back some highly mangled scraps. This excellent meal was fittingly low-effort, and garnished with jalapenos, to remind us both of the "kick" we sometimes get from eachother. Love ya, Les <3

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I imagined dude was coming over and decided to make some incredibly bland shortbread to metaphorically dig at his incredibly bland personality
I also made a short one with the leftover dough cos dude is like 5'3"
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I then ground one up so instead of flinging sand Leslie will be flinging a treat at y'all next time he's attacked

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After Duke sent me on a hit mission to South Africa I decided to make this valentines special for him, by hunting and catching fresh wild buffalo meat to sizzle over the BBQ. So here's the Spare BBQ Ribs I made him! (Mind the bone I got hungry during that 3 hour 28min journey)

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Just a little something for you, Duke. I mean, big, strong guy like yourself gotta eat a lot of burgers, right? And I threw in some oven-fried potatoes and the official state flower of California or somethin' all cut up nice and neat like you like it. Enjoy, you beast you.
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a meal from me to Leslie, we are both Asian. We have same food culture. This is traditional Chinese food. We must enjoy the meal.Hope him not to kick my ass and hosp me again. LoL

I imagined DUDE coming over and I shivered with displeasure.

I do however, like to be prepared at all times and I wanted to make sure that I had a meal that I know he'd enjoy eating.

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I'm well aware of his obsession with cockmeat sandwiches, so I know he'll just savor this delicious hero. I do hope he isn't staying long, he is quite the irritating little bugger.

Does that happen to be catnip? :3

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A nice simple meal of cheesy beans on toast for me and Leslie, sadly its all we can afford after having spent all our money spinning wheels in exchange for casino tokens. In turn losing even more money :P Even my fuzzy camera cant be fixed.

Hi Duke, I made this cake for you to thank you for the loan you've granted me and not beaten me up yet.

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Hello Everybody!

Today Is February 12th Friday .. But Today Is New Year For Us , South Korean,

Yes I Am A Korean ..

Culturally We Celebrate New Year On Feb 12th For Lunar Year

So I Welcome You Everybody To Be Part Of It!

Where's All Mine Asian Sensation At!

On Actual New Year Like Everybody Celebrates We Tend To Eat Rice Cake Soup Called : Tteokguk - Fun Fact

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Gather Around Everybody And Grab A Plate !

Today Menu : Fresh Cooked Rice, Fresh Made Kimchii ( Those That Don't Know What Kimchii Is - Fresh Lettuces Fermented With Spice ) , We Got Everybody's Favorite ----- Chicken! ---- Cooked With Green Onions, Little Garlic, Korean Spice, Little Soy Sauce , Peppers / Then We Got Fresh Made Spinach , Marinated Chop Peppers, Kimchii Broth , And In The Middle We Got Glass Noodles Called " Japchae " Which Has Onions , Vegetables like carrots , Colorful Peppers ( non-spice ) Usually Other Japchae Will Have Chop Pork Meats Too But Not Tonight. Finally! After All That Yums Yums We Will Finish With Sweet Delicious Strawberries -- Don't Like Fruits? We Got Donuts In The Back No Worries!

Thank You All For Join Us For Dinner Tonight! And Learning Some Stuff About Korean! Much Bless And Love To All!

Dinner Entry #2: Posted Thu 23:19:00- 18/02/21

Who's Ready For Your Taste Buds To Party Once Again!

Welcome To Dinner Night #2 Everybody!

Mister Duke/ Mister Leslie! Are You Guys Coming Over This Time!?


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Today Specials: Let's Start Our Left Side First Shall We......So We Have Sushi Style Called " Kimbap" Which Can Contain Varity But This One Has Carrots, Spinach, Korean Picked Radish Called " Danmuji" , Fish Cakes , Rice .... Next To It There Is Two Dish , One That Red Is Marinated Squid And The Leafy One Is Marinated Spiced Perillas Which Are Leaf That Looks Like Poison Ivy But They Are Edible!.... Middle Is Kimchii , Can't Have A Meal With Some Kimchii, Right? Top Of It Are Eggs Everybody Enjoys Eggs! Next To Those Eggs Are Kimchii Pan Stir Which Vegetables And Chop Up Porks!!!!!! Yummyyyy ! The Litte Plastic With The Foreign ( Korean) Words Is Salted Seaweed Which Called " Gim " ....Soup Of The Day Is Called "Yukgajang" Which Is Korean Spicy Beefy Soup Which Contain Beef, Scallions , Mushrooms , Beansprouts, Other Vegetables And Spice ...The Soup Goes Great With Mixing Rice In Too....Oh Right Of Course Rice On The Right!

You Feel Healthy After Eating All These Up? To Healthy Maybe , So For Dessert With Got Cholocate Brioche ! Who Can Not Hate Chocolate!! If You Are A Pound Cake Person, We Got Pound Cakes Too!!

Thank You Once Again Joining Us For Dinner! And Thank You For Learning Some More About Korean!

Much Bless And Love To All!

Made this for Dude because hes a dick.

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Shit I forgot my ID Load image: laughing

mmm yes pleasse ;)

Duke, my man, my man..... Thanks for stopping by and enjoying the meal, even tho you complained the whole FKing time..... Here are some fresh baked cookies I made for your miserable ass..... I’m not going to say anything to Duke, but those cookies are HIGH in vitamins T, H & C . Load image: laughing Hopefully he gets home and finally relaxes for once in his life Load image: bored_sleepy.....

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Delicious meal with Leslie. Washed it down with some lovely stinky swamp and tasty Xanax.




“Dammit Leslie, shut the hell up! I got the picture, You can eat now!”





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DUKE!Your loan makes me fry every day!
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Bit of roast pork, reminds me how much Leslie roasts you daily

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