context: KingKee had met this strange little man in the midst of her Torn city rampage. With her newly bought minigun, flamethrower and diamond bladed knife she encounters the odd fellow named H25. She kills him of course without mercy. But gains feelings after a heated verbal exchange between the 2. He blocks her and pins 10 bounties on her and exclaims she will regret this. This man had made a spark go wild within this she-devil, the excitement would bloom; a month later she still craves his attention so she kills him 5 times in a row, but dosen't receive any retaliation. 2 weeks later: Now she sends a nasty surprise in the mail with a massage "marry meee!!!" H25 was being targeted all day, so he responds with immediate desperation "you will marry me?" To Kingkees disappointment he does not open the pre marriage present. She knows now she must stall him and make him feel entirely guilty for not opening it first. Which leaves us to now: THE LITRUALLY 12min conversation.
H25: Hi
KingKee: oh soooo noow you unblock me?
H25: Well you said mary me.
KingKee: Open meee present first
H25 has proposed with a gold ring.
KingKee: Its a pre wedding gift! Do you not...trust me???
H25:Whats in the present?
H25: I don't know how
KingKee: You proposed in less than 5mins but you don't now how to open a gift???
H25: well I guess
KingKee: YOU COME HERE AFTER A MONTH ALL EXCITED
KingKee: IT TAKES YOU FOREVER TO UNBLOCK ME, TO REALIZE ME
KingKee: AND PROPOSE TO ME, AND YOU WONT EVEN OPEN MY DAMN PRESENT!?!?!
H25: ? I mean I guess
KingKee: Ya know the funniest shite just happened as soon as I realized I wanted you in my torn life...*sniffs*
KingKee: Someone purposed to me
KingKee: Im sooo sorry *sobs*
KingKee: I...am married now! *sobbing intensifies*
H25: no problem
KingKee: Now the only way to make the pain go away is...to... KILL IT!!!!!
KingKee: EVERYWHERE YOU GO I'LL BE THERE!!!!!
H25: So, do you want to marry me?
H25: Kill from ØŸ
H25: ?
KingKee: NOOO INSTEAD I WILL BE AROUND EVERY CORNER... WAITING
KingKee: EVERY SECOUND WAITING... STALKING... SABOTAGING
KingKee: YOU WILL NO LONGER KNOW MERCY
H25: what did you say?
H25: and what do you want ?
KingKee: I WANT YOU... my dearest...TO DIE
H25: why
H25: ?
H25: Why do you want me to die? And you want me to die in reality or in the game?
KingKee: In game buddy. In game smh
H25: and why
KingKee: Well isn't it obvious... you broke my heart
H25: Recived a nasty surprise in the mail; hospitalized for 7hrs
H25: I found your gift and figured how to open and open it
KingKee: I see
KingKee: See our marriage was over before it even began
H25: What was in it ?
KingKee: smh
H25: hey wait a sec
H25: Did you even love me ØŸ
H25: ?
KingKee: Im sorry you had to find out this way
H25: Did you love me ?
H25: and which way
KingKee: I...i...i did truly. WITH ALL MY HEART...my love.
H25: when!?
KingKee: The momment you first threatened me... ahhh it was the most beatuifuliest thing ever
H25 has sent you a single rose
H25: do you want marry me now ?
H25: This is the last chance I will not repeat what I said
H25: what's your opinion?
KingKee: Of course...I want to marry you! But I...I...can't! Im married now and it's best to keep moving forward, and to never look back...like a Michael bay explosion.
KingKee: Goodbye H25...my dearest love.
H25:bye
KingKee-
lived on questioning every crime and mugging she did fearing her next target might be another H25.
H25-
lived on to be one of thee most confused human beings on the planet.
H25: Hi
KingKee: oh soooo noow you unblock me?
H25: Well you said mary me.
KingKee: Open meee present first
H25 has proposed with a gold ring.
KingKee: Its a pre wedding gift! Do you not...trust me???
H25:Whats in the present?
H25: I don't know how
KingKee: You proposed in less than 5mins but you don't now how to open a gift???
H25: well I guess
KingKee: YOU COME HERE AFTER A MONTH ALL EXCITED
KingKee: IT TAKES YOU FOREVER TO UNBLOCK ME, TO REALIZE ME
KingKee: AND PROPOSE TO ME, AND YOU WONT EVEN OPEN MY DAMN PRESENT!?!?!
H25: ? I mean I guess
KingKee: Ya know the funniest shite just happened as soon as I realized I wanted you in my torn life...*sniffs*
KingKee: Someone purposed to me
KingKee: Im sooo sorry *sobs*
KingKee: I...am married now! *sobbing intensifies*
H25: no problem
KingKee: Now the only way to make the pain go away is...to... KILL IT!!!!!
KingKee: EVERYWHERE YOU GO I'LL BE THERE!!!!!
H25: So, do you want to marry me?
H25: Kill from ØŸ
H25: ?
KingKee: NOOO INSTEAD I WILL BE AROUND EVERY CORNER... WAITING
KingKee: EVERY SECOUND WAITING... STALKING... SABOTAGING
KingKee: YOU WILL NO LONGER KNOW MERCY
H25: what did you say?
H25: and what do you want ?
KingKee: I WANT YOU... my dearest...TO DIE
H25: why
H25: ?
H25: Why do you want me to die? And you want me to die in reality or in the game?
KingKee: In game buddy. In game smh
H25: and why
KingKee: Well isn't it obvious... you broke my heart
H25: Recived a nasty surprise in the mail; hospitalized for 7hrs
H25: I found your gift and figured how to open and open it
KingKee: I see
KingKee: See our marriage was over before it even began
H25: What was in it ?
KingKee: smh
H25: hey wait a sec
H25: Did you even love me ØŸ
H25: ?
KingKee: Im sorry you had to find out this way
H25: Did you love me ?
H25: and which way
KingKee: I...i...i did truly. WITH ALL MY HEART...my love.
H25: when!?
KingKee: The momment you first threatened me... ahhh it was the most beatuifuliest thing ever
H25 has sent you a single rose
H25: do you want marry me now ?
H25: This is the last chance I will not repeat what I said
H25: what's your opinion?
KingKee: Of course...I want to marry you! But I...I...can't! Im married now and it's best to keep moving forward, and to never look back...like a Michael bay explosion.
KingKee: Goodbye H25...my dearest love.
H25:bye
KingKee-
lived on questioning every crime and mugging she did fearing her next target might be another H25.
H25-
lived on to be one of thee most confused human beings on the planet.