DUKE, please wash content before using it

Started by Securop [2247082] Officer on 21 Jul 2021 in General Discussion.

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Duke [4] NPC · 227 likes · 21 Jul 2021
WHAT HAPPEND TO CUSTAMER CONFIDENSHIALITY YOUPIEC E OF SH*T WHAT DUKE GETS UPTO IN HIS OAN HOME IS NON OF YOUR BUSNESS
Madylin [2688829] · 43 likes · 21 Jul 2021
Oh No your CONFIDENSHIALITY Income
Securop [2247082] Officer · 24 likes · 21 Jul 2021
That escalated quickly [image: i.imgur.com] [image: i.imgur.com]

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Duke [4] ×1

Securop [2247082] Officer Officer 21 Jul 2021, 14:34 TCT · #1 · edited

DUKE just bought a naughty cache from me.

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I am wondering, what is DUKE up to? What is he hoping to get from the cache? Is he preparing for something? Shouldn't he let someone else buy it for some mission credits?

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Duke [4] NPC 21 Jul 2021, 14:37 TCT · #2

WHAT HAPPEND TO CUSTAMER CONFIDENSHIALITY YOUPIEC E OF SH*T WHAT DUKE GETS UPTO IN HIS OAN HOME IS NON OF YOUR BUSNESS

Madylin [2688829] 21 Jul 2021, 14:39 TCT · #3 · edited

Oh No your CONFIDENSHIALITY Income

Padokill [93922] 21 Jul 2021, 14:41 TCT · #4

I know i told you to throw out your filthy sub par clothes and grab a quality flexible body armor from our faction armory, but damn man if you're going to sell stuff atleast wash it first.

Jacethemace [2137872] 21 Jul 2021, 14:45 TCT · #5

Kinky?

Marijuana [2400689] 21 Jul 2021, 14:45 TCT · #6

You would look good with a pair of tassles

Securop [2247082] Officer Officer 21 Jul 2021, 14:46 TCT · #7

That escalated quickly

[image: i.imgur.com]

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Marijuana [2400689] 21 Jul 2021, 14:48 TCT · #8

What a bully, his fault for not reading the fine print.

BaronVonDude [2169790] 21 Jul 2021, 14:49 TCT · #9

I think i broke a rib from falling over laughing

You son of a bitch im sending my medical bill

Vrocks [2577848] 21 Jul 2021, 14:58 TCT · #10

Let the man enjoy his Nipple Tassels alone.

Lohkee [2549042] 21 Jul 2021, 14:58 TCT · #11

I guess DUKE needed something more kinky than his gimp mask >,<

Kata [1990396] 21 Jul 2021, 15:07 TCT · #12

I know nothing about this purchase and had no plans with Duke in its usage.

And nobody can prove otherwise since the tape was destroyed.

Derrick [2192688] 21 Jul 2021, 15:09 TCT · #13

You sold 10x Small Explosive Device on your bazaar to DUKE at $2,379,999 each for a total of $23,799,990

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SORRYDIEDDEDHAH [2539216] 21 Jul 2021, 15:14 TCT · #14

who untied duke's ropes??

SinCitySinner [2116762] 21 Jul 2021, 15:18 TCT · #15

precisely the reason I prefer cuffs, chains and padlocks

SORRYDIEDDEDHAH [2539216] 21 Jul 2021, 15:29 TCT · #16

throw him in a cage too. leashes maybe for more precautionary measures?

Lohkee [2549042] 21 Jul 2021, 16:21 TCT · #17

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, DUKE is buymugging now!

Londo_Mollari [2658150] 21 Jul 2021, 16:22 TCT · #18 · edited

Looters gonna be in for a little surprise?

I blame Leslie.

SkinnyPeen [2176021] 21 Jul 2021, 16:25 TCT · #19

He's always buymugging! Well, according to a few threads I've seen on here over the years.

He'd never buymug me tho tbf, he's a weak noob

The_Law [1952178] 21 Jul 2021, 17:44 TCT · #20

If the nice or naught Christmas event is still a thing next year you should use this: "I snitched yous when you were buying naughty stuff"
It will either get you on the naughty list or it will get you a hosp >: )