So Halloween isn't far & you know all about Torns plain laws,
Go allow yourself into my bazaar & buy some worn out chainsaws.
Don't trick or treat, just kick & yeet until you've filled your bucket,
Now lick a sweet, be sick on your feet, it's Torn City so f**k it.
Cheap crap Chainsaw for $11,111
Higher quality Chainsaws for $111,111
Also, please be cool and don't go buying all the cheap ones, I'm trying to provide for as many people as possible.
Go allow yourself into my bazaar & buy some worn out chainsaws.
Don't trick or treat, just kick & yeet until you've filled your bucket,
Now lick a sweet, be sick on your feet, it's Torn City so f**k it.
Cheap crap Chainsaw for $11,111
Higher quality Chainsaws for $111,111
Also, please be cool and don't go buying all the cheap ones, I'm trying to provide for as many people as possible.