Anomaly

Scene 1

Int. Jim's Bedroom / Night

A 23-year-old shut-in playing Elden ring at the late hour of the night with slightly frustrated over Ranni's quests trying to quit the game for the past 2 hours but still could not make up his mind to the absolute resolve. He suddenly feel the urge to pee and eventually got up and moved toward the bathroom

Jim

Where is my mind hmmm where is my mind (humming the song in trance)



Jim's house is in a bit of wilderness and he likes to keep his windows open at night for the natural air ventilation. But due to that habit of medium size snake has sneaked into his room from the outside through the window, and as Jim moved towards the bathroom he saw a snake coming his way.

Jim

(Terrified in shock screamed and ran towards the bed) What a f**k, why this is happening to me, oh god what do I do

In the burst of fear and rush, he picked up his CPU and he looked forward to throwing the CPU at the snake. But the snake has already moved into the bathroom and suddenly a noise of water coming out of the faucet astonished Jim. He decided to take a look at the situation inside the bathroom through that open door from afar. He saw a woman-like figure and with a heavily beating heart, Jim go closer to the bathroom.
A young woman with half-human and half reptilian-like skin was washing her injured torso.

Jim
(In his mind, Wowwww is this a f**king dream or something I didn't even touch a weed today) ahem ahh Excuse me (Jim said with a timid voice)

Snake Woman

Have some dignity human, stop gazing at me with those filthy intentions just let me be I will leave once I treat these wounds, so behave yourself will ya.


Jim

(Embarrassed by those seemingly human words he turned himself and said) Ehhh this phenomenon is not normal and it is ever far from paranormal now this is utter fantasy shit now are you getting me, you beautiful snake lady.

Snake Woman

It's Jane

Jim

What

Jane

My name's Jane


Jim

Ohh Hi, Jane, I am Jim...

Jane

Umm, Look I am sorry to barge in just like this you must be freaked out but pay no attention to it, I will take care of everything here I will put you to sleep with my hypnotization and once you wake up tomorrow you will not remember a thing,

Jim

Well, that's a horrifying thing lady, what did I do to deserve that, Leave a man alone with these beautiful memories of you.

Jane

I am sorry but I have no choice, We serpents need to hide our identities and whereabouts for the sake of our society.

Jim

Did someone say titis?

Jane

That's so cringy dude

Jim

Sorry bad habits won't go away

Jane

better watch out I am poisonous

Jim

Ehh Look if you are erasing my memories anyway why don't you have a beer with me first

Jane

Umm, Alright one beer won't hurt

Jim

Great, you can get my clothes they will fit you, and use those band-aids from the upper cabinet (Jim rush towards the kitchen to grab a two beer bottles)

As Jim entered the kitchen he grabbed some sleeping pills he recently brought to treat his insomnia. He mixed some pills in the beer bottle meant for the Jane, and he rushed towards his bedroom with the intention to dope Jane on sleeping pills

Jim

Here take this (He gave a doped bottle to Jane)

Jane

Thank you, you are a surprisingly kind and super understanding type.

Jim

Have you interacted with other humans before

Jane

Ohh I have been to the lots of places and did lots of things and you humans do not have any idea about .....exactly what the f**k happening inside those dense woods

Jim

And I want to know everything right now even if I don't remember it tomorrow

Jane

Well then, consider it as a payback for your generosity

Jim

Ok my lady

Jane

But I have a better offer for you, let's say instead of me telling you stories what if we just get laid......... Or just some old-time stories if you prefer that you won't even remember


Jim

(Looking at her with amazement) You know what Jane, I think it is better if we get to know each other, first let's slide the Idea of you erasing my memories and I promise I will keep my mouth shut.

Jane

Not happening dear boy now shut up and come at me............. you tender piece of meat.

Jim

Wait, what ??? Tender what ????

Jane suddenly lock her lips that moment with Jim's lips and started to entangle his tongue with hers, She grabbed Jim and pushed at the bed and started to undress him while still kissing him vigorously.

Jane

Don't worry I will not secret my deadly poison inside you, It will be just a faint of it and you will feel some dizziness while we are at it.

Jim

Ohh, wait let's take things slowly, and yes there will be dizziness and you know what..... sweet dream.... you sweet serpent.


Those sleeping pills were starting to kick in Jane's system as she started to get sleepy at the moment she realized something have gone wrong with her She hastily bit on Jim's tongue as she fade away into the slumber.

Jim

Shit.... this hurts bitch...... I think I am going to die (He rapidly took his phone at called 911 as he fade into the slumber too)


End of Scene

Scene 1

Int. Jim's Bedroom / Night

A 23-year-old shut-in playing Elden ring at the late hour of the night with slightly frustrated over Ranni's quests trying to quit the game for the past 2 hours but still could not make up his mind to the absolute resolve. He suddenly feel the urge to pee and eventually got up and moved toward the bathroom

Jim

Where is my mind hmmm where is my mind (humming the song in trance)

Jim's house is in a bit of wilderness and he likes to keep his windows open at night for the natural air ventilation. But due to that habit of medium size snake has sneaked into his room from the outside through the window, and as Jim moved towards the bathroom he saw a snake coming his way.

Jim

(Terrified in shock screamed and ran towards the bed) What a f**k, why this is happening to me, oh god what do I do

In the burst of fear and rush, he picked up his CPU and he looked forward to throwing the CPU at the snake. But the snake has already moved into the bathroom and suddenly a noise of water coming out of the faucet astonished Jim. He decided to take a look at the situation inside the bathroom through that open door from afar. He saw a woman-like figure and with a heavily beating heart, Jim go closer to the bathroom.
A young woman with half-human and half reptilian-like skin was washing her injured torso.

Jim
(In his mind, Wowwww is this a f**king dream or something I didn't even touch a weed today) ahem ahh Excuse me (Jim said with a timid voice)

Snake Woman

Have some dignity human, stop gazing at me with those filthy intentions just let me be I will leave once I treat these wounds, so behave yourself will ya.


Jim

(Embarrassed by those seemingly human words he turned himself and said) Ehhh this phenomenon is not normal and it is ever far from paranormal now this is utter fantasy shit now are you getting me, you beautiful snake lady.

Snake Woman

It's Jane

Jim

What

Jane

My name's Jane


Jim

Ohh Hi, Jane, I am Jim...

Jane

Umm, Look I am sorry to barge in just like this you must be freaked out but pay no attention to it, I will take care of everything here I will put you to sleep with my hypnotization and once you wake up tomorrow you will not remember a thing,

Jim

Well, that's a horrifying thing lady, what did I do to deserve that, Leave a man alone with these beautiful memories of you.

Jane

I am sorry but I have no choice, We serpents need to hide our identities and whereabouts for the sake of our society.

Jim

Did someone say titis?

Jane

That's so cringy dude

Jim

Sorry bad habits won't go away

Jane

better watch out I am poisonous

Jim

Ehh Look if you are erasing my memories anyway why don't you have a beer with me first

Jane

Umm, Alright one beer won't hurt

Jim

Great, you can get my clothes they will fit you, and use those band-aids from the upper cabinet (Jim rush towards to kitchen to grab a two beer bottle)

As Jim entered the kitchen he grabbed some sleeping pills he recently brought to treat his insomnia. He mixed some pills in the beer bottle meant for the Jan, and he rushed towards his bedroom with the intention to dope Jane on sleeping pills

Jim

Here take this (He gave a doped bottle to Jane)

Jane

Thank you, you are a surprisingly kind and super understanding type.

Jim

Have you interacted with other humans before

Jane

Ohh I have been to the lost of places and did lots of things that you humans do not have any idea about what the f**k happening inside those dense woods

Jim

And I want to know everything right now even if I don't remember it tomorrow

Jane

Well then, consider it as a payback for your generosity

Jim

Ok my lady

Jane

But I have a better offer for you, let's say instead of me telling you stories what if we just get laid Or just some old-time stories if yu prefer that you won't even remember


Jim

(Looking at her with amazement) You know what Jane, I think it is better if we get to know each other, first let's slide the Idea of you erasing my memories and I promise I will keep my mouth shut.

Jane

Not happening dear boy now shut up and come at me you tender piece of meat.

Jim

Wait, what ??? Tender what ????

Jane suddenly lock her lips that moment with Jim's lips and started to entangle his tongue with hers, She grabbed Jim and pushed at the bed and started to undress him while still kissing him vigorously.

Jane

Don't worry I will not secret my deadly poison inside you, It will be just a faint of it and you will feel some dizziness while we are at it.

Jim

Ohh, wait let's take things slowly and yes there will be dizziness and you know what sweet dream you sweet serpent.


Those sleeping pills were starting to kick in Jane's system as she started to get sleepy at the moment she realized something have gone wrong with her She hastily bit on Jim's tongue as she fade away into the slumber.

Jim

Shit this hurts bitch I think I am going to die (He rapidly took his phone at called 911 as he fade into the slumber too)


End of Scene

Heh ?????

what is happening?
just copied the entire thing?

Just as confused as you are haha.

It's a screenplay-style novel I am working on...

Then that’s not roleplay, it’s just writing/literature.

Yes, for posterity

ok?

seconded to what wood said.

this would fall under the "hobbies & interest forum"
good luck with the story btw. im currently writing one
but. 90% of it i have is absolute bull.

and btw. just to be safe. post this on a subreddit or somewhere
before publicising. incase if someone tries to steal your work.
so then you have some leverage if someone ever tries anything.
told to me by a good guy who is no longer with us anymore.
known on here as UncleSkriggy.

right im gone. good day. and hope you enjoy writing.
glad to have another one on the scene.

R.I.P. UncleSkriggy

I'd really prefer graveyard

heh????

INT. BEDROOM - DAY

JIM lies motionless on his bed, face-down, with JANE trailing out from beneath him. As we pan out, we see several underpaid EXTRAS examining the scene, taking photographs, and bagging evidence. With the open bedroom door in frame, two detectives enter, played by established but relatively inexpensive TV actors--our principals. Detective BANTAM MCCLUCSKY, a hard-nosed, hard-boiled veteran of the force, struts in accompanied by his partner, Detective ASPEN WINTERS, a woman who can handle herself time and time again.

MCCLUCSKY
God, it smells like a barnyard in here.

WINTERS
(Indicating JIM and JANE with a nod of her head)
"Barnyard" is right, McClucsky. It's another case for the snakef**ker files.

MCCLUCSKY
(Retrieving rubber gloves from his overcoat and donning them)
Seems pretty open-and-shut, but we may as well scratch around and see what turns up.

WINTERS
I think our vic had the same idea.

MCCLUCSKY
Don't be so cold, Winters. You know, the neighbors say he was a good kid.

WINTERS
We've both heard that one before.

MCCLUCSKY carefully turns JIM over on his back, wrinkling his nose at the intensifying stench of JIM's final bowel movement. JIM's eyes are rolled back, his face swollen, his tongue bulging out of his mouth. JANE remains affixed to him like a grotesque codpiece. WINTERS examines a window nearby, which has been left slightly open.

WINTERS
This opening looks big enough for our perp to fit through.

MCCLUCSKY
I think our vic had the same idea.

WINTERS
Don't be such a cock, McClucsky.

I've... stumbled across something... different. Um. Carry on, I suppose.

MCCLUSKY
(Looking at JIM's computer)
What's this? "Elden Ring"? You think it's drug-related?

WINTERS
I don't know what an Elden ring is, but I've broken up five codeine rings in this town since I joined the force. Wait, what's that on the vic's nightstand?

MCCLUSKY
(Walking from the foot of the bed to the nightstand and picking up the bottle)
Sleeping pills.

WINTERS
(Retrieving an empty bottle from the floor)
Sleeping pills and beer.

MCCLUSKY
Either our vic sleeps with his eyes open, or he... drugged the snake?

WINTERS
Maybe our vic is really a perp.

MCCLUSKY
Looks like foul play.

WINTERS
Looks like a cold case.

MCCLUSKY
Looks like he got his feathers ruffled.

WINTERS
Looks like they both got iced.

MCCLUSKY
Looks like he spurred himself on.

WINTERS
Looks like he's got a red nose.

MCCLUSKY
Looks like he put all his eggs in one basket.

WINTERS
Looks like he's on the naughty list.

MCCLUSKY
Anyway, you want a beer?

WINTERS
Alright, one beer won't hurt.

As a good member of the roleplay forum and avid reader...

I'm confused and frightened. Scared and puzzled.
This is...
E.