Verily, I am in a perilous state and require thy aid posthaste. If thou hast the means to help, I implore thee to do so without delay. My condition is grave and time is of the essence. Please, lend me thy assistance and restore me to solvency. I am thy humble servant and am eternally grateful for thy kindness.
shekels
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- WaywardSquid [2330087] Officer
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Graved, not a discussion
Don’t beg.
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Graved, not a discussion
Th'art a wastrel, and thine Early Modern English hath but one form of the second-person possessive. Count thyself fortunate thy leaf is green as the mouth of Sweeney when he is within his cups.