Getting some weird messages about coitus, i assume due to owning a donkey certificate? Pretty cool
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You made me want one now.
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Wow hmm so looks like each certificate has different messages, i didnt get those, i got one saying Alan was mid coitus nibbling on the partners ear and wears a collar now lol
wait? seriously? now I'm wondering what message will people get by holding more than one cert? damn, I'm curious...
Here is your latest update on Alan the Donkey.
Yesterday, Alan ate 14 apples, having broken his way into the apple shed. Today, Alan regurgitated 14 apples, before breaking into the apple shed to eat 19 more apples. We have purchased a new lock for the apple shed.
event spawned while holding 13x donkeys
Yesterday, Alan ate 14 apples, having broken his way into the apple shed. Today, Alan regurgitated 14 apples, before breaking into the apple shed to eat 19 more apples. We have purchased a new lock for the apple shed.
event spawned while holding 13x donkeys
I have 3 certs and never had a message - am wondering if every 15 minutes a random message gets sent to a random certificate holder - more tickets, more chances.
Mr Ched and Mr Bogie and Mr Sugarvalves.
Where is my field mouse plushie and field mouse adoption certificate you buffoons?
Get your act together now. Today!
Where is my field mouse plushie and field mouse adoption certificate you buffoons?
Get your act together now. Today!
I've not had one ether I only have 1 cert but no message
I think my donkey is dead
I think my donkey is dead
I’m not sure how donkey cert works but I sold my only one weeks ago and received an event yesterday. Idk if it’s because you only need to have had it once or a bug.
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T.C. Donkey Sanctuary update!
Alan, the Donkey, has been separated from the other donkeys after teaching them to lick thistles. Alan would pretend to lick thistles, then move away while hee-hawing merrily, thus tricking the other donkeys into thinking they are delicious. Alan would then continue to hee-haw merrily but in a more believable fashion. You are receiving this news due to your continued sponsorship of Alan, the Donkey.
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T.C. Donkey Sanctuary update!
Alan, the Donkey, has been separated from the other donkeys after teaching them to lick thistles. Alan would pretend to lick thistles, then move away while hee-hawing merrily, thus tricking the other donkeys into thinking they are delicious. Alan would then continue to hee-haw merrily but in a more believable fashion. You are receiving this news due to your continued sponsorship of Alan, the Donkey.