The Bad Advice Thread!
In F&G so no one (hopefully) takes it seriously!
Add your best bad advice just for fun, I'll go first!
Store your money in high odds bookie bets, since the underdogs never win.
If a stock drops hard, invest in it immediately since it won't drop much more.
Level hold at level 1 so everyone thinks you're weak.
Don't buy points unless you need to buy something with them. Keep all of your money in your pockets.
Invest 1$ for 3 months in the bank, triple your profits
Argue with everyone you meet in global chat, they're lighthearted people.
Don't wear armor, because your speed is reduced the more your wearing.
Open RW caches, you can only get good expensive items from them.
Don't prioritize your battlestats, Money is more important.
Invest all your energy in searching the dump, amazing what you'll find there - jackets! Dvds!
Head to the forums to ask for anything you need, people are so generous and admire gumption
Always take the highest possible loan from Duke.
Then NEVER pay it back.
Shit post on forums and pick up fights with 10000000x higher stats people
Maximize your bets in Blackjack.
Clothing caches are a great investment and gambling opportunity
Always click 10M option when you are playing slots on Torn, Leslie will guarantee that you will get the jackpot someday, hopefully
Be like me and keep negative me worth it will help with making ppl think that you are cool
If you have low stats, join a new faction the day it starts, it'll be fun to watch it grow from the ground up!
Don't train your gym gains when starting in Torn City. Only do Dukes Missions to level up
Buy a display case after selling 100 of losses and put your weapons for display
Don't use merits at all. If you save them all up, they'll gain interest like a bank.
Your armor has different effects overseas. Always try to use a light or no armor while travelling to Africa, it's hot in there. You will have advantage in those places against people using the wrong armor.
Steal Big Boxes of Chocolate for the income.
If someone attacks you never let it go. Hold a grudge and tell everybody you meet you very interesting story.
When looking at anyones profile, check the competition status to see if you can beat them. if it says 'no active competition' it means they dont stand a chance against you in a fight
[image: snipboard.io]Always believe what other players tell you, even if it sounds too good to be true.
Casino Bans hurt your overall RNG luck, for things like finds, hits, eggs and cache openings. Never ban yourself from the casino. Ever.
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