Crying over Eggs

Why is everyone crying over eggs? “I haven’t found an egg yet!”
”where are the eggs at” “this is not fair”
sound like a bunch of damn babies!
The idea is to keep you playing the game, you will find an egg,
it may not happen when you want it to but what fun would it be if they were on every page right in your face.
Torn is made with patience in mind, just wait and you will get one.

we didn't need this thread, but ok

Thanks for reading tho

A level 13 talking crap?

You owe me 10 seconds of my life for reading that, 15 now because I wrote this too.

Somebody has to do it…

I found an egg though

You better pray to your non-existent God that I find an Easter egg or it's your ass

Totally expected to find an Egg on this page. Alas, I did not.

Where are my eggs?

It's hard to find eggs under the pile of dislikes.

16:45:43 - 07/04/23 You placed 10x $100,001 bounties on AlphaXiled for a cost of $1,500,015 : Complaining about complaining.


Please notify us if you spot any eggs hiding among the white walls.

seems like everyone is hating on this man but he is just speaking straight facts

I spent more hours clicking pages then I dare to admit, 0 eggs... This isn't patience this is pure torture

I appreciate the bounties from lvl 100 players! Part of the process I guess for calling out you super duper strong cry babies!!! LOL

Big strong man putting bounties out on low levels… super tough of you!!! ?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes ...

You're welcome. I paid for them with cash from previous egg sales.

Wether the changes happened or not people would still be complaining

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same thing happens every year

Is this the bug request thread for not having found any eggs? sign me up

#wheremyeggs