Happy Jump

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Hi everyone,[/background]

There are many types of happy jumps in torn. Today ill be talking about the Max happy jump, the one with the max capped happiness, 99,999 happiness.

I know there are groups such as happy hoppers and happy oasis, recently most of them are unable to be get through.

This is what you need to know about doing a max happy jump. The items, cost requirements will be stated below.

You will need the following items:

• 2 Poison Mistletoes. (20 - 28m)
• An Erotic DVD (maybe 2, depending on base happiness). (3.2/3.4m - 6.4/6.8m)
• Ecstasy (40-56k)
• 1000 energy to train. (3360k - 3400k for 4 xanax)
• (You may also want to use cans or FHC to train with too)
• Possibly 25 points for a refill too. (1.1m~)
• Pm gat [2600663] for details regarding insurance for OD.
• Total cost vary between 60-70m for the first buyer.

I will provide details of when the train will take place, enough for you to begin stacking. The price per follow will be 5 xanax ( i pay 7 to the main source. And after youre done with your jumps, you can feel free to resell them to others ).


The way in this works is as follows:

• You use 1x poison mistletoe on the target, you will receive around 24500 happiness. Use 1x poison mistletoe again on the same person and you will receive around 18500 happiness again.
• Use an Erotic DVD to reach 50,000+ happiness. You may need two depending on base happiness.
• Use an ecstasy and you will now be on maximum happiness.
• Train all your energy/use your boosters.
• Once finished, just message 'done' in the group so the next person can steal.

If theres any questions, just give me a pm.
Lets all just happy jump together and we can get stronger together.
This post is inspired by the Trueo.

Edit: nvrmind I can't do math late at night

Yes, that gets you to 99k happy. Well done on the math.

this is just confusing and a waste of time for anyone who actually wants to jump normally

either do a normal happy jump train or solo jump in AN, otherwise ??

Yellow easter eggs are an untradable item.

Hence new players wont be able to get them unless they wait til lwaster event.

OR if you want to do a 99,999 happy jump, you could wait for world diabetes day (if you wanna use candy) and also check out Sky's guide :)

that was one of my first jumps, easy af to get 99k

ofc there’s jump trains where it costs like 100m total to jump too, but I wouldn’t recommend them for everyone

You can use our services here ( Once they Are available )
https://discord.gg/WfnNeBhCg7
The fee Is 5 xanax first time after it Its only 4 Load image: money

This belongs in tutorials & guides not GD.

Not even guide, he Is offering a service no?

Its not recommended but P2W players do them..

Fair point. Trading then.

Shit I'm an idiot.. my bad